Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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If you need proof that America is in decline, just tune into “Strip Law” on Net Flicks (latest fad) by some Sicko named Cullen Crawford.

Perry Mason and other Innocent TV Lawyers weep.

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Delta Forces its way through the gates.
My latest:

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ANOTHER bankrupting ruling against America’s favorite funnyman.

As they said on “Fat Albert,” it’s like school in the summertime: No Class.

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That's one cross word.
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Checking Out, indeed ...

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Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B."
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My Latest is a Testament to the Enduring Power of Friendship.
T-Shirts available at The Onion Store now.
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War ain't what it used to be.
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The Internets are full of Sickos these days ...
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A new front in The War of Protein ...
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Happy SOTU, proud patriots. We’ve come a long way, baby!
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I cannot tell a lie: I’ve been so busy celebrating President’s Day Week that I forgot to post this earlier.
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Reposted by Stan Kelly
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social
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Hearty Congratulations to our President for winning the coveted “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal Award” just last week!
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My latest for @theonion.com :

theonion.com/skin-of-omission/
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Eyes Wide Shut-In.

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Deep cut: 6 years ago, our loss was Heaven’s gain.
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Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko.

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I stopped by “The Late Show” (soon to be the LATE Late Show) to give Mr. Colbert a piece of my hand-drawn mind.
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BREAKING: “Pope Leo Denounces Anti-Foreigner Action” - Newsweek

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Tie Fighter.

My latest:
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Look for me in "Melania 2."

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This Sicko was on "On With Kara Swisher" in front of some familiar artwork ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFzFUQdkJI&t=96s

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For your inner Paul Bunyan:
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Helicopter parents "STRIKE" ...

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“Melania” opens today!! Grab some popcorn … and more!

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In fairness, the Hall of Fame couldn’t get it up for him either.

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Going from Bad to Norsk.

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