Delta Forces its way through the gates.
My latest:

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March 30, 2026 - 20:01 UTC

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That joke about the governor sucks ass, dude
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Immovable objects, meet irresistible fists!
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I am laughing my ass off for real in real life
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I had him jacking St Peter… I dreamed too small.
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The gag in the lower left may be the best I’ve ever seen.
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Chuck taking out the trash!
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Blas-famous!
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