Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B."
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March 13, 2026 - 20:17 UTC

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I would not trust that reassuring VP with the job, if I were you, Mr. President!
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bsky.app/profile/patricklovellpresentsthecleannewdeal.com/post/3mgyi5tgt222a
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If a frame like this ever happens again in one of these comics, all of the people in the background need to wear gigantic shoes.
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Most EXCELLENT CARTOON
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It worked in House of Cards. At least the BBC version.
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Hear me out... TWO shooters! One ear each!
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