Deep cut: 6 years ago, our loss was Heaven’s gain.
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February 13, 2026 - 00:56 UTC

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You should draw a cartoon of YOU getting into heaven! I think God would “stan” you!
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fun fact he's buried next to the Confederate soldiers graveplot in Oakland cemetery, great spot to score free booze and other fun trinkets
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Please take this opportunity to read about Kenny's work as an interior decorator, working in a "gilded France-meets-Asia style."
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“…there were 3 uh them.”
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Thats what I call a Kenny Roger's Roaster.
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You make me miss the Mad Magazine cartoonists/satarists, Stan, and I mean that in the best possible way. I’m happy someone is carrying that torch. Your stuff would have fit right in.
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Ouch!!
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Dolly might wind up outliving us all
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