A new front in The War of Protein ...
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March 01, 2026 - 17:45 UTC

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Not enough grease
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Saving this one for what I’m sure will be LOTS of future uses
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Description of america. Very nice.
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maybe even a little bit of homage here??
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The vent hood set to High is a delightful detail
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Oh my ! A heart attack on a plate, please !
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@mega64official.bsky.social
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We’re going to need a catalog of all the different Sicko variations at this rate.
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Sorry, I’ve already purchased the NFTs* of all extant Sickos and will not allow it.

* latest fad
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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A sickos coffee table book, if that's still a viable medium.
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I can feel this comic.
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You can avoid this problem by deep frying your bacon.
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Treyf.
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Oh god, not the grease!
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@arcbreak.bsky.social @kaisten.bsky.social oh no a new piggy sickos drawing has hit the gay community
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Cook in a pot instead of a pan and you'll deal with way less splatter. Bit more frustrating to flip, but not a huge deal if you use tongs instead. Also, put the bacon in a cold pan, THEN let the pan heat. Less splatter, more rendered fat
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You can cook bacon in a pan with a thin layer of water. The bacon will render gently as the water cooks off, resulting in evenly cooked strips with no splatter. It genuinely works.
www.delish.com/cooking/a58639/secret-to-perfectly-crispy-bacon/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mgu_ga_del_md_pmx_prog_org_us_18345007169&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=18339119658&gbraid=0AAAAACq-IPycfVbChLMbwwVWeBrAL0lLd&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3szqrrf_kgMVrQqtBh3kFQpzEAAYASAAEgKVT_D_BwE
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1. Baking tray (WITH lip)
2. Parchment paper
3. Bacon laid flat
4. 450 degree (Farenheit) oven
5. 30 minutes or so (depends on bacon thickness, preferred crispness)
6. Transfer to paper towel to cool/absorb excess grease.

0 splatter.
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At that point just bake it in the oven.
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I’m just glad that we finally found something that makes Liberty happy.

Sitting on the floor and eating bacon with both hands.
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