My latest for @theonion.com :

theonion.com/skin-of-omission/

February 13, 2026 - 21:56 UTC

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as urban sickos say these days "Word."
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It really should have been " Word... Kikiki... WORD!!"
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Even by your standards, this is great
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New Sicko just dropped!
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Babe, wake up, the latest Sickos variant just dropped
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omg

Another banger.
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You are an evil genius
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