It looks like somebody is having a massive food coma from the deep-fried grease at Mickey Disease. Instead of risking his life in combat, he gets to multiply his risk of dying from a McStroke.
ChatGPT says the super wealthy, PACs and institutions raised $4,786,670,591 (4.8 billion) for people running for congress, the senate and president in 2024. To bribe them to make laws.
If we each chip in $13.71 we can bribe congress to make laws for us instead.