War ain't what it used to be.
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Local Man Designates One Computer Folder For Onion Cartoons #LocalMan #TheOnion #StanKelly
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Did Stan serve in WWI?
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The McDonald's bag on the drone controller kills me
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I like the guy with 3 arms
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Disappointed thereโ€™s not crying lady liberty in this one.
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The best Stan Kelly comics are the ones that include both crying Lady Liberty and someone holding a burning American flag.
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It looks like somebody is having a massive food coma from the deep-fried grease at Mickey Disease. Instead of risking his life in combat, he gets to multiply his risk of dying from a McStroke.
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War is when *two* armies fight.
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ChatGPT says the super wealthy, PACs and institutions raised $4,786,670,591 (4.8 billion) for people running for congress, the senate and president in 2024. To bribe them to make laws.

If we each chip in $13.71 we can bribe congress to make laws for us instead.

open.substack.com/pub/mrnobody99999/p/buy-back-congress-for-a-mere-1371?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
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General Strike!

Where to strike
Who to strike at
What to strike for

Maybe let's ask different questions

open.substack.com/pub/mrnobody99999/p/general-strike?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
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WFH - warring from home.
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Helmet full of piss.
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Its not like war was good or just or useful back then either FFS. At least we could all agree that nazis=bad way back then, though.
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The main reason why the USA was late into WWII was because you were preoccupied with arguing over which side to join.

And you never chose to declare war on the Nazis; they declared against you first.
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Lol, no the fuck we couldn't. There were American nazis back then too.
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Man the 21st-century reboot of M*A*S*H is gonna suck!
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Crying lady liberty is here, sheโ€™s holding the Playboy
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So bored we shot down our own planes just to liven things up
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Was really hoping expecting โ€œSemper Mehโ€
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