The Ringleader
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[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom

would you believe me if I told you we brought Adonis home a year ago today? 🥺
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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social's profile picture
Tfw your podcast cohost goes viral bc he fell in a hole and your mom sees it
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Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.
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this is an absolutely terrible picture but look at this shit
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chadstanton.blacksky.app's profile picture
“quit immediately” ought to signal a lot in the “people can’t find jobs” era.
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you have to not hate women though. that's the catch
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men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in
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cait.bsky.social's profile picture
what is this
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cait.bsky.social's profile picture
why are you bothering me mother
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social's profile picture
I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here
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for the first time in my 35 years of life did a "wavy hair" routine and diffused my hair and it looks so good I want to throw up. you're telling me I could have been doing this my entire life and I just didn't? i'm sick
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i am choosing peace today and not violence. i am not talking shit on the internet. i am strong enough to resist
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this fucking sucks, yes, but have you considered how perfect it is for hanging a whole lot of stuff? I have a few ideas in particular,
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girl if you don't get the fuck out of here.....
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oh they're all fucking out of stock anyway. crisis averted
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i didn't think you could play modded games on it and i wish i hadn't learned that you can
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i don't need a steam deck. i don't need a steam deck. it probably sucks anyway. i don't need a steam deck. ...unless
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mayor.nyc.gov's profile picture
The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.
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at this point the rest of the Senate needs to overthrow Schumer and install someone else in his place. I don't care if it's not "legal" to do that
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Americans are so fucking cooked
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junlper.beer's profile picture
easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades
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ask my opinion on pie (don't do this)
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I hope you all appreciate my sacrifice in sharing this so you don't have to think about the world for a few minutes while you're yelling at me
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further opinions to upset literally everyone:

pickles- VERY yes
cucumbers- no
bell peppers- no
eggplant- no
tomatoes- surprisingly, yes
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I have problems with textures. god made me wrong in the factory
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mushrooms as well. that's gross
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camping hat arrived and this is probably the best fitting cap i own?? lol worth it
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I think onions should be in less things because I don't like onions
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why are you bothering me mother
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ianboudreau.com's profile picture
Stop listening to/watching podcasts that teach you to be unemployable
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this is why his dad pardoned him
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