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Soup season! I'm going to start a pinned thread of Soup Tips and recipes.

Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese

Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.

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It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social

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I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social

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Local ungulates.

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Min @minloafie.bsky.social

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Qifrey
#Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social

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Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

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me knew that

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Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social

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NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social

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Capsule opens, little green man pops out

Retrieval crew: wut omgomgomgomg FIRST CONTACTomgomg

lgm: go check the rules, it's our turn to take matt damon

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social

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Inside every human who has ever thought about the ocean are 2 wolves

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social

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Are we still doing favorite tweets?

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social

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Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social

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Space stuff is cool.

We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff.

Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran.

What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social

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so did they bring matt damon back or do we have to send another crew up there in like 2 years

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social

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I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social

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They can toss a tin can with people in it all the way round the moon so it lands in a predetermined spot and be waiting there for it when it comes back down but they can't tell you what your prescription insulin will cost this month when you go pick it up

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social

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sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

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Fiveboos -> SWAMP CON @fiveboos.bsky.social

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We're home which means I can finally take photos of the ita bag!! it looks so cute with the fish plushies inside of it i'm dying

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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com

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"There are a lot of parts of life in our city that we have just come to accept as if it's the cost of being a New Yorker, when in fact, these are political decisions and political choices" is the most succinct summary of the governance crisis plaguing Democrats in large cities I've ever heard

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

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I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

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floyd @5/6 西２フ35a @beetlethirteen.bsky.social

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need a hockey romance but it's between a puck bunny and a zamboni driver. and the zamboni driver is a girl

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz

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CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help!

The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt,

The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025,

and so on

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mcc @dryad.technology

11h

Reading past the headline:

"…the underlying AI features are here to stay, though. The Copilot button has been removed from Notepad, but the writing tools replacement still uses AI-powered features and looks like the identical menu of options that existed before"

Yeah, I'm staying on Windows 10.

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mcc @dryad.technology

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Here are two things I saw this morning

( Time link: time.com/article/2026/04/09/calls-to-impeach-trump-collide-with-reluctant-democratic-leadership/ )

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social

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I’m really happy about what Zohran has done so far in terms of holding these companies accountable and doing extremely corny stunt announcements.

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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social

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Hello.

I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com

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just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social

14h

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social

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keming. not even once.

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