Been coming
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I lol'd at this.😆
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All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
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The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.
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Threesome - sex between three people
Handsome -
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was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Leo XIV is the first Pope to be eligible to run for US President.
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The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men.

Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
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This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)
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Gotta love a late winner!
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Goooooooll
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Jealous
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To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box
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Portland. April 3, 2026. 📸: Rob DeMartin
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I'll be honest, if Arsenal fuck up the next few weeks, I'll be glad of a nuclear war as a distraction
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The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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The #Artemis II astronauts said they needed more superlatives to describe their view of the eclipse, when the Sun was behind the Moon and its near surface was faintly illuminated by Earthshine
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#Artemis II lunar flyby images are showing up! 😍

A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon.
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The finest cut-and-shut Photoshop job I ever did.
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Perspective
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God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.

She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.
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The Mega Drive game I believe has aged the worst.
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Stripped of his titles
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imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on the site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda
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My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try
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Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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ME: I know you from somewhere

JESUS: I get that a lot

ME: No I’m sure

JESUS: Just one of those faces

ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this
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Yer ma after a glass of Pinot
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