My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

April 06, 2026 - 02:42 UTC

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Don't worry, being Malaysia it's much more likely to be snakes than eels.
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Do it, you Beautiful Freak.
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@greenleejw.bsky.social
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I thought this was a bidet for a second, so… could be worse.
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Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can! EELS!
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EELS EELS EELS EELS
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"My shower is full of eels"
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Time to call in the expert, @greenleejw.bsky.social
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You’ve got a shower on your hovercraft?
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50/50 EELS is just really good music, not saltwater snakes. Worth a try.
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Do it and report back!!!!
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Instant ear worm….
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they're fine pets, but don't let them anywhere near your anus
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Wondering if this would be here
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I know someone who wouldn't hesitate to pick that option:
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probably better than in the bath though?
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Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
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An elevator in St Louis had a button that I wasn't sure I should try. But I kinda wanted to.
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Yes you do
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@telthetrekkie.bsky.social
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Yes YES
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i was super curious so I had to go looking.

appaerently the EELS system is an electrical cutoff, so if any current greater than 10 millamps leaks (bc of water infiltration) itll kill the power to the unit completely
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They'll be warm eels at least XD
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Friends, Mighty boosh... Already done.

Leaves me with
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oooh you're in Malaysia? probably my favourite place I've ever been
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It's been great so far. Only been here a few days but I'm loving it. Whereabouts did you go? I'm in Kuala Lumpur to start with, then we're going to Melaka later this week
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Is that Ursella’s shower?
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Wild guess, but Muslims are particular about cleaning up after bowel movements and use various water devices as well as or instead of paper. Perhaps?
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Not exclusive to muslims, doll

My husband is Nigerian, he (and now i) give the undercarriage a good hose down too
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"There are 5,000 eels in my shower!"
"Did you turn the dial to eels?"
"Well. Yes. But--"
"Sorry, sir, there's nothing we can do. They will be added to your bill when you check out."
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I accepted the call of the void and the void was filled with eels
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Bzzzzrrrt
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Hello? Reception?Uh, my *wife* ordered thr Max Eels but I can’t seem to get any out of the shower. Errr SHE can’t.
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WOIMS
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If you enjoyed the eel shower you'll have opinions about the books that got me to this point. There are no eels in them but I think there might be a shower at some point. Either way, I've never had a post blow up like this so now I had to do some self-promotion

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin&dplnkId=e6de1a13-2ff9-4f30-82ad-70fa8c04e02a
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If people are still reposting the eel shower, here's another link that I want to promote. Just a petition, please sign and share

bsky.app/profile/gallaethamatt.bsky.social/post/3mj5k3hawck26
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For topping up the hovercraft?
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That's why I'm here, for the Monty Python deep cuts!
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Meine Dusche ist volle Aalen.
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Talk about your "cultural insensitivity"! 🧐
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Do it
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I've seen Dreamcatcher, no thank you
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Where's your sense of adventure??
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50 responses, but no answers. God, I love social media.
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Bring your own hovercraft.
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please try it and then explain
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The eels are alive
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Snakes on a plane meets It's raining men
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Didja dance with Elsie, boy?
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coward
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coward!
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They're as shocked as you are.
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Ok now I’m curious
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Coward, show us the eels!
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Oh my! Don't make the wrong dial turn. Max eels seems apocalyptic!
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Max Eels
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@greenleejw.bsky.social - Surprised Eel Historian - would try it!
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Life imitates art! ...I produced this mini-comic for @colossive.com in January last year. Note the "Extra Eel Injection" feature. You can still get copies at colossive.com/product/astorial-shower-app-by-ed-pinsent-colossive-cartographies-63/
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Courtesy @ellisjrosen.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ
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Nice hovercraft you've got there... youtu.be/tOXWFuT3QX0?si=qWpRW9p1Evd9TlKv
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My first association as well.
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Imagine that on a Japanese toilet seat
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Imagine that on a Japanese toilet seat
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That's how Gemini envisions it.
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No.
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thanks for nothing
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"my Malaysian shower is full of eels"
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Thank you, fellow Python fan.
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Wait i think thats a thing to check its heat+pressure systems lmao
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You really should try it.
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Max Eels, surely!
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Do it, for science.
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@greenleejw.bsky.social your thoughts, professor eels
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Oohhhh…
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sbliiiiiip, u got eeled
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set it to max eels, coward
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Came here to say this.
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Maybe it's a therapeutic option put there by a phonolocigally impaired cockney?
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