Coz McMuffin @nicksterj.bsky.social

“It’s a laser beam, bozo!”

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think ‘Hey, we’re all gonna die’!”
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Ooh! Eva Longoria’s over 51 now. Do you think I have a shot? Is she Desperate enough? 😚
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Hear me out: three-piece swimsuits, including vest
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“Wellness? Well, let’s see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that word means.

“I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it’s just a made-up word, so young doctors like you can wear a coat, and have a job.

“What do you really want to know? Do I feel good?”
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She’s a ten but she likes pro wrestling. 😴
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Step right up, take a look at the stars
You’re leaving the world behind
Step right up, you won’t believe your eyes
At what those Far Out Space Nuts find!
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When I get a new follower:
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Reading that great Bible story about the Hittites going into battle with the Punchites and Kickites.
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A real magician would be able to pull a hat out of a rabbit 🎩🐇
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You know what I'd like? A remote-controlled robot arm that can take a disc out of the Xbox, put it back on the shelf, select another and insert it.

THAT would be a game changer!
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There's no such thing as "peak masculinity." Fight me! 👊😤
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Can't—playing Mystic Warlords of Ka'a
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The U.S. president is threatening to annihilate Iran, and instead of expressing outrage and calling for impeachment she's posting this shit. 🙄
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Depluralize a movie:

Soldier of Darkness
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Depluralize a movie

The Odd Loner
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