Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

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The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that when Donald Trump is accused of raping underage girls, Republicans only make excuses for him. But when Eric Swalwell is accused of raping grown women, Democrats say, “If that proves to be true, there is NO excuse for that.”
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Dear Mr. Trump:

Thank you for inviting us to the White House to take credit for our recent success in space. We regret we won’t be able to attend. We have a preexisting commitment to celebrate NASA’s competence. We know, you wouldn’t relate. But thanks for the greasy Big Macs offer!

Artemis Crew
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When Donald finally dies, the competition at the “I Hated Her Most” pageant will be fiercer than when Lindsey Graham tried to wrest the “Best Easter Bonnet” sash from Daisy Jo Plathers at the 1979 South Carolina State Fair.
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Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .
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The amazing, letter-perfect performance of NASA this week is a ferocious rebuke to the right-wing fools who constantly tell us that for-profit businesses always do a job better than the government.
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Parachutes popping open on cue, and the capsule splashing down EXACTLY when it was projected to.

I hope Elon Musk is sadly gazing towards Houston right now, a tear in one eye, and feeling painful pangs of competence-envy.
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After the sloppy and inept execution of Trump’s failure in Iran last week, I hope the precise and letter-perfect execution by NASA this week reminds the world that the United States is still capable of high levels of competence, in spite of its ridiculously incompetent and stupid president.
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When a country allows its meanest, most despicable citizens to run everything.
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The world’s first triumphal arch erected by a country after a humiliating *loss*.

(Hope the Mormon Church doesn’t sue Donald for stealing some of its cheesiest design ideas.)
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“Vouchers” are a scam by Christian Nationalists to funnel secular tax dollars into for-profit Christian churches running businesses called “private schools”
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Will Barron Trump do an unsolicited “I almost definitely didn’t kill a puppy during lunch at school today” speech today?
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Notice how Melania is calling on Epstein survivors to go through the grueling and humiliating ordeal of testifying in Congress when she knows her husband is covering up the evidence that would cooberate their testimony?

Melania is just as big an asshole as Donald.
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Saw this at the airport this morning. Of all the books I have no interest in reading, this would be near the top of the list.
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This smacks of haughty, obnoxious celebrities constantly telling their personal assistants, “Tell her . . .”
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Melania Trump Today In a Nutshell:

"I had no relationship with Ghislaine, even though she called me ‘Sweet Pea’ in emails, and I signed my responses ‘Love, Melania,’ but the victims should speak out even though my husband is stopping the release of evidence that will corroborate their testimony.”
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When the American military was woke, trans, and gay?

The Strait of Hormuz was open.

Now that the American military is run by "Warrior" Christian Nationalists still stuck in the seventh-grade?

The Strait of Hormuz is CLOSED.
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Remember: The Vatican has had to meet and negotiate with Nazis and Mussolini's reps, so they know from unpleasant and confrontational.
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The war with Iran delayed Benjamin Netanyahu's corruption trial.

The war with Iran got people to stop talking about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein.

So both men had corrupt motives for colluding to start a senseless war. Because they only care about themselves, not the people they kill.
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When First Lady Michelle Obama said kids should eat healthy foods, Republicans loudly DENOUNCED her.

But when First Lady Melania Trump lies about not being friends with a notorious sex trafficker, Republicans look the other way.

They are always less concerned with what's said than who said it.
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To those of you who are surprised the Trump administration would threaten a Pope: A significant percentage of Trump's evangelical supporters don't consider Catholics (AKA "Mary Worshipers") to even be Christians. When evangelicals call themselves "True Christians," they mean they aren't Catholics.
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GLOSSARY:

"Participates in Executive Time" = "Watches Fox News."

"Closed press" = "Cowering, afraid of questions that were not pre-approved."

"Receives his intelligence briefing" = "Eating Big Macs."

"Participates in a Roundtable" = "Napping on a round table."
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Reports that Melania Trump didn't give Donald a heads-up that she was going to do something to get everyone talking about Jeffrey Epstein again really makes it seem that her motive for the unsolicited speech was intentionally to undermine Donald.
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Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.
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Interesting, in all of Melania Trump’s speech strenuously yet unconvincingly exonerating herself, she never once said these five, quick words: “My husband is innocent too.”

Seems a rather deliberate omission. But, clearly, the speech itself was not intended to help Donald.
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Melania Trump making a wholly unsolicited speech about how she didn’t have a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is like if I blurted out at a dinner party, “I was not the person who robbed that Wells Fargo yesterday.” Well, except for the part about me never having actually robbed a Wells Fargo.
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Donald Trump slung the body of his first wife under his golf course.

RFK, Jr. exhumed the body of his wife from the family gravesite and slung it into an unmarked grave far away from the family.

These men hate women, even the ones they pretended to love.

ew.com/rfk-jr-moved-ex-wife-remains-from-kennedy-family-plot-11945939
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Does Stephen Miller ever think about *anything* other than White Supremacy?

And pretty sure the apex of human civilization happened in Japan, China, Italy, Greece, or France, not Las Vegas.
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Melania Trump always knew is she waited long enough, she would come up with a plan to stick it to the bad man Donald. As her controller back in Moscow once told her: "Revenge, like Okroshka, is a dish best served cold."
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If I lived in Lebanon, this would make me very nervous. Netanyahu has a clear incentive to provoke Iran to pull out of the ceasefire by attacking Lebanon again. Netanyahu always prioritizes himself over the lives of innocent civilians.
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LEFT: Vicious inhumanity celebrating the misfortune of others.

RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
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