Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social

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whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
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i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house
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i feel like i'm stating the obvious here, but the 2028 democratic nominee is pretty clearly going to be lincoln chafee. over the last 20 years he's run for office as a republican, an independent, a democrat, and a libertarian. he's the lord of politics. all of this is little more than a coronation
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it was foretold
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to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character
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time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad
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i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social
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the history of charging the mound, episode six: LENNY RANDLE
www.patreon.com/posts/history-of-mound-154846567
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i'd like to see a 4-second shot clock in the nba. i get that running a halfcourt offense is supposed to be good luck or whatever, but it doesn't actually do anything. knock it off. just inbound and let 'er rip
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i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors
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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social
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As a self-proclaimed @jonbois.bsky.social superfan, I don't say this lightly: this episode is up there with the greatest work he's ever done. I had ofc heard of 10 cent beer night in Cleveland before, but the way Jon weaves that into context and the history of the fascinating Lenny Randle? Genius
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oh hell yeah
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[12 seconds into watching raging bull] slight nitpick: i'm surprised you didn't mention the original "raging bull" himself, jake lamotta
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i'm scoring this one a 2 out of 5 in both the pitcher/charger and group project categories. this is officially the 266th fight in the database, which is now updated docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c1WGP66XSXvFkFaHVJSwdRWsR8n4KGumOuBPTS09BH4/edit?usp=sharing
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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by dumb luck i happened to be watching this one live. i'll have to review it but at first watch it looks like it's database-eligible. if so it would be the first one in almost four years
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ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204
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had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but figured it was probably a good idea to switch
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told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
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every time uconn or michigan scores a bucket they are permitted to take one piece of gravel out of the basketball
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Lacan @lacanm1.bsky.social
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Best one in the series by far, that ending got me choked up a little
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just subscribed. can't wait for this
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it's been on my list to make a video about lenny randle for six years and i finally did it. THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 6:
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[hour 76, minute 3, second 16 of my masterclass series] so when you're adding closing credits to your video, some of your top-tier patreon members will have very long names. see, this person's name is Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet. don't be afraid to add a second row here. fantastic name
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probably either dirk kempthorne or joique bell
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com
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i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him
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@jonbois.bsky.social they’re forgetting how to count again
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these days the real april fool is none other than donald trump
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