whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

April 11, 2026 - 00:23 UTC

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They did not go anywhere. It was all for show. Fully Hollywood set.
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Bluesky is one big hydrazine leak sometimes
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Plasmasky
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Classic @amybrown.xyz excuse
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just having a little moon time brb
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A+
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I disappear from the online for hours, days, weeks sometimes months even. The trick to it is not going out of your way to touch grass but never being so far away from the grass that it stops touching you.
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Don’t forget to hit the PTT buttons 🤣
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Fiery re-entry optional
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See, Jon, the trick is to be like me and take super duper long sleeps at random times so people can't predict when you'll come back to the platform.
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Finally someone is saying it!
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I skeeted right through erecting my front porch
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Sometimes they can hear you but you can't hear them.
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😆
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To be on Bluesky you need a good heat shield.
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Have they reported back the haunting status of the moon yet or are they still waiting for pickup?
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I think you know
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That’s the only time I’ve taken a break- when my plasma layer was too thick and folks lost contact with me. So yeah, agreed.
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its an experience that's probably pretty similar to waiting to respawn in an unreal tournament lobby in real
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Sometimes for 40 minutes
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Or they just need a breather so they put their phone down for a few minutes. Either way, how does the length of someone else's social media break effect you?
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