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Casting Directors in the 2000s apparently:
*Looking at James Marsden*
"This man must suffer."
*Looking at James Marsden*
"This man must suffer."
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call me a liberal nationalist but I feel proud to export an American culture of space exploration, multicultural immigrant cuisine, the Black American music tradition, football basketball baseball, NY Jewish comedy, land grant universities, and social libertarianism
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It sucks that we treat streamers or YouTubers as anything more than shock jocks. “Well they talk about politics” yeah so did Big Rob and the Fart Guy or whatever but no one entertained the idea of Bill Clinton calling in
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Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you
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Why did the Romans crucify Jesus? Because he became too woke.
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Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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killing 2 horse men of the apocalypse (famine and pestilnece) may save billions of lives, but it also means people now consume chemicals, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or good
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#OnThisDay, 21 Mar 1945, Hannie Schaft, an active member of the Dutch resistance known as "the girl with the red hair", was arrested.
She was executed by the Nazis, allegedly saying "I shoot better" after their first shots missed.
#WomensHistoryMonth #WorldWar2 #History #WomensHistory🗃️
She was executed by the Nazis, allegedly saying "I shoot better" after their first shots missed.
#WomensHistoryMonth #WorldWar2 #History #WomensHistory🗃️
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It’s a day Kent and Husker fans have waited for. The men finally won a NCAA Tourney game. #Nebrasketball #GBR
Stolen from Kent Pavelka and Sam Smith’s Twitter.
Stolen from Kent Pavelka and Sam Smith’s Twitter.
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were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it
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I’m going to start teaching my kids about Geoffrey Wednesday, the magic fairy who leaves full size snickers bars in the shoes of every pleasant child on Wednesdays. oh, Geoffrey Wednesday didn’t leave candy in your shoes this week? I guess it’s because you’re going to hell
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We make fun of these guys’ intellect because that is a pig ignorant thing to say, and they are always saying shit like that.
But it is also evidence a profound moral failure. The inability to conceive of anyone outside of their time, place, and circumstances as fully human.
But it is also evidence a profound moral failure. The inability to conceive of anyone outside of their time, place, and circumstances as fully human.
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I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber
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A 21-year-old Sarasota woman is facing charges for filing a false police report after she called 911 on her neighbor for flying what she described as "a foreign enemy flag" that turned out to be the state flag of Ohio.
Was she really wrong though?
Was she really wrong though?
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If we're going to do "when has automation ever made people's lives easier" discourse, I encourage everyone to read book 1 of Caro's LBJ series, and in particular the part about what happened once the Texas Hill Country got electricity and people could suddenly put their clothes in washing machines.
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“Late stage capitalism“ is one of those phrases that automatically makes me take someone less seriously, it’s “we live in a society“ for people who voted for Bernie Sanders
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Excuse me, that should be “Ted Carter resigns over The inappropriate relationship”
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the older i get the more libertarian i get on identity documents. you should not have to carry your papers everywhere, they should not have your address or your sex/gender on them, etc
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
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this whole thing where religion is viewed as inherently suspicious is the most terminally online shit ever, and also raises substantial questions about what you think about the majority of people on earth, who are some flavor or another of religious.
nobody normal thinks religious = untrustworthy
nobody normal thinks religious = untrustworthy
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There is only one takeaway, which is the Silicon Valley lot have brains that are completely cooked at this point on the stupidest group chats on earth and the only way to sustain technological development is to start excising them from the industry
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What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
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