Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

April 02, 2026 - 19:30 UTC

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This still stands as The Onion’s finest hour.
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I bet you, everyone in that room, inside that capsule and Neil Armstrong as he was about to take that first step, was thinking EXACTLY this!
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It's funny because it's true.
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“Jesus H. Christ we are on the moon!” 🤣
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Literally my favorite thing @theonion.com has ever done
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With Trump it’s back to the future 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Did I just see a silhouette with a bucket and mop in the background during the moon 1st step?
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"😂 ... It seems the astronauts were getting ready to polish the moon's surface before landing! 😁"
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Feels like the moon landing conspiracy theorists going, “it was fake!” And artemis’s crew going, “alright. Bet?”
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Impeccable standard of the world coverage in your print addition
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Just as I remembered it when I was a kid.

And "Jesus H Christ in a Chicken Basket" became part of my vocabulary.

All thanks to the journalists at @theonion.com. God Bless You All.
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I can't believe the mainstream media tried to sanitize this with the 'one small step' bullshit. If you landed on the moon your first words would be 'I'm on the as actual fucking moon, can you fucking believe it?'
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Isn't a 'living fuck' an oxymoron for the moon?
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Filmed in a Hollywood basement.
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Whitey's on the moon?
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youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?si=dnS4eqZ6jzHKe-BM
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Somebody send this to Derrick White of the Boston Celtics
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