Why did the Romans crucify Jesus? Because he became too woke.

April 03, 2026 - 14:26 UTC

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True, true...
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The president's spiritual advisor compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ. Does he have a point?
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It’s a Good Friday to post this. ⬇️
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/the-passion-of-the-reich
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Not at all. Zero. Imho.
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You sure you haven't sold out and joined the NYT staff?
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Heyo! Happy pretty, pretty good Friday.
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Maybe because he didn't pay the bill for his famous last supper? Tax fraud? For sure not because he was the leader of a religious group, because polytheist societes normally don't go after people with different believes, not that Christianity during Jesus' time had more than a few hundred members.
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Jesus is Antifa
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Pontius Pilate has learned his lesson.

By Susan Collins
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A+ post. 😄
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In this Michigan diner, Pontius still means Firebird Tans Am (the good kind of trans), but they do know this: the Biden Administration's emphasis on electric vehicles is why they can no longer buy an 8 cylinder muscle car to outrun the cops in.
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Never go “full woke.”
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And then he woke up again 😂😇
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Zing.

--or--

Haha only serious.
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Well...
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Were you surprised God let him rise from the dead? We were too.
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Pontius Pilate has learned his lesson - US Sen. Susan Collins
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Samuel Alito wishes there were scrolls documenting this event at the time it happened to use in a future decision
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But only if they supported his preconceived notions, of course.
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Correct
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i mean
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There is a bit of truth here
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Did Jesus ever acknowledge the privilege he gained from being the Son of God?

by Jamelle Bouie
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Nepo babies!
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too soon
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And Golgotha may have been the name of a garbage dump. A hill of refuse.
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Jesus's biggest mistake?

Not going on Joe Rogan!
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Not going on Josephus Roganius.
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Jesus was no angel. He hung out with radicals and destroyed the property of good businessmen.

-If Fox News were around in his time.
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Unironically?
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they needed to kill him before they stole his franchise, which they developed in rome where he never set foot
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Whether it woke rebel slaves like Sparticus to escape slavery, or woke gods like Jesus helping to escape damnination, Imperial Rome knew how to crucify wokeness the right way.
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