2nd to last son of Krypton. Pool Cleaner from a Distant Planet. Alien pretending to be human pretending to be an alien.

As an FYI, if you follow me and I look at your profile and you're following count is well into 5 figures, that tells me you're not really here for authentic interaction. You probably are gonna at least get muted if not blocked if you follow me.
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Poor one out for those we've lost.
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I liiiive for competency. It's one of my favorite things to watch.
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If you have spent any part of your life obsessed with the Nelvana animated film Rock N Rule, you'll be as thrilled as I am about this Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/veneandru/rock-and-rule-behind-the-scenes?ref=thanks-copy
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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So we know there's a certain contingent of dudes both obsessed with a lower age of consent and virgin brides. Which speaks to an obvious and massive amount of insecurity about the dudes' sexual prowess. There's a lot of other bad shit in there about power dynamics and control, but SDE factors.
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Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.
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Shift your thoughts to things that are positive and hopeful. Start expecting some turnarounds. Start declaring that the chain breaker is on the way. Faith is what causes your dick to work.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Tugboat!
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Everyone should be actively divesting from the last 10 years of leveraging convenience to dispossess consumers from actual ownership of what they paid for.
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astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes*
me: jealous
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There is no McTry.
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Games like darts, billiards, bowling and chess completely give away what's going on.

The ONLY reason to segregate these sports by sex in the first place is because men cannot emotionally handle losing to women.

The ONLY reason to lock out trans people is bigotry.
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Melania comes to the podium each day for the next week to make a new denial.

"I know nothing about the Paula Abdul mystery plane crash"
"I am not the subject of the song 'You Oughtta' Know"
"I had nothing to do with Flight 370"
"I am not Banksy."
"I did not pay a lot for this muffler."
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Overton

xkcd.com/3230/
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I would like funding for COLUMBO: ONE MORE THING—THE OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME OF THE TV SERIES
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The use of “hallucinate” is a stroke of true evil genius in the AI world.

In ANY other context we’d just call them errors & the fail rate would be crystal clear.

Instead, “hallucinate” implies genuine sentience & the *absence* of real error.

Aw, this software isn’t shit! Boo’s just dreaming!
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That’s Smee in the corner
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Yeah, it's not a dog owner thing. I love my dogs, but out of respect for both them and others, they stay home even when I know I'm going someplace they would be allowed or even welcome.
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Ok I'm bored and want to procrastinate work so let's do a thread instead. Wanna hear a story?

Alright then, story it is. So gather around, children, because now we're going to talk about the most important science book you've probably never heard of.

Ready? Off we go, then.
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Remember kids: means testing is for smug busybodies and jackasses who want to waste money punishing people for being poor!
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This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.
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editor: you need to rewrite

me: why

editor: because we need plausible characters

me: whats the problem

editor: You're claiming its actually possible to turn the Iranian govt and the Catholic Church into sympathetic figures within 12 months???
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got a much needed long laugh from this
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A colorized map of the USA
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It's already the case that Catholic activism to support migrants has made them cool, but this will turn them into rock stars.
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