Melania comes to the podium each day for the next week to make a new denial.

"I know nothing about the Paula Abdul mystery plane crash"
"I am not the subject of the song 'You Oughtta' Know"
"I had nothing to do with Flight 370"
"I am not Banksy."
"I did not pay a lot for this muffler."

April 09, 2026 - 20:29 UTC

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โ€˜I am not Satoshi Nakamotoโ€™
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She is totally Banksy.
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"I know nothing about Ivana's mysterious fall on the staircase a few days before her NDA was to expire."
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โ€œI was not on the gwassy knollโ€
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I had to look up the Paula Abdul plane crash. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

www.snopes.com/news/2024/06/18/paula-abdul-plane-crash-no-record/
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โ€œI did not grind my feet on Eddieโ€™s couch.โ€
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"I can't believe it's not butter."
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"I did not like the way I looked."
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"I neither smelt it or dealt it."
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"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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โ€œ I do not know where the beef isโ€
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Got me by 9 minutes. Nicely done.
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I did not reveal to OJ on his death bed that Im the real killer
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"To my knowledge, there is no B3 bomber."
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"i do NOT have a structured settlement and i do NOT need cash now!"
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โ€œI did not post on that one cryptography forum in the late 90sโ€
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I had NO idea about the Paula Abdul mystery. The Reddit threads have been a great distraction from work.
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โ€œI have no idea why are there no public pictures of Ivanka in the interval between Don Jrโ€™s wedding and when Barron was born. โ€ฆno, I wonโ€™t release Barronโ€™s maternity test!โ€
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"Amereeecans. I am never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you..."
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I was not present when Kristie Noem shot the puppy.
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"I did not have sex with that woman."
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www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8ge16d2y3o
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"I had dinner with Savannah Guthrie's mother last night...oops"
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"I have never expressed an opinion on the Lost series finale."
"Carly Simon has not admitted to me who she wrote 'You're So Vain' about."
"I am not the reason that car headlights have gotten so much brighter."
"I did not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
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Happy Fun Ball FTW
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"Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored"
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"That was not my monkey."
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Ah, the classics!
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My goodness ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ
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I don't know anything about Emilia Earhart's disappearance.
I wasn't anywhere near the Lindbergh baby.
I didn't not personally know the shooter on the grassy knoll.
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Im not an alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
#OurAlienOverlords
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I did NOT squeeze the Charmin!
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@tonitoe.bsky.social
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โ€œI did not kill Tupacโ€
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You missed, " I'm a Virgin " for the very first time...
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comes to the *lectern
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Witches have nothing on you, Lectern.
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"I DID co-write Shaggys one hit wonder."
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Narrator: She paid way too much for that muffler.
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"I didn't do a shitload of ketamine last weekend, and it wasn't a lot of fun."
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Is she signaling to Diaper Donny "NO WAY IN HELL"?
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That's something that the real Banksy would say ๐Ÿค”
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'I am not @ryannorth.ca *or* D B Cooper, or both.'
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โ€œI guess for a second, I thought that a Cello was a woodwind instrument and itโ€™s not.โ€
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But she did invent Bitcoin though
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@notpodium.bsky.social
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Got it, thx Ms Annie! ๐Ÿ˜€
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She knows who DB Cooper is too
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"This is not my beautiful house!"
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โ€œGraphic design is not my passion.โ€
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โ€œI do not know where is the beefโ€.
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"I do not think, I am pretty sure, that I am Iron Man"
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Inserting a reference to her book into her prepared remarks each day.
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"I do not have a polymarket account"
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Dear G!ย 

How are you?ย 

Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time!

Love, Melania youtu.be/1p1HWmyoMUo?si=0XfPnnAcqVQKed50
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