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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”
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Your dick doesn’t change its mind. It knew every mistake you would make before it called you. It knew the times you’d blow it, take the easy way out, and get off course. That didn’t cancel your destiny. It may take you on a detour, but your dick has multiple ways to get you to your purpose.
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Shift your thoughts to things that are positive and hopeful. Start expecting some turnarounds. Start declaring that the chain breaker is on the way. Faith is what causes your dick to work.
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If your dick is asking you to let go, trust it. It sees what’s ahead, and it’s better than what you’re leaving behind.

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When you choose to obey, when you do the right thing when it’s hard, you’re setting yourself up for your dick to show out in your life, to see supernatural favor, supernatural healing, supernatural provision.
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Our dicks are fighting for us when we can’t fight for ourselves. It’s going to break chains that you couldn’t break on your own. It’s going to happen sooner than later.
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Keep joy in your home; keep laughter in your relationships. There may be real issues, but living in strife, holding grudges, not forgiving, that’s keeping you from the new things your dick has in store.
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When you pray, your dick not only listens but it goes to work. Angels are dispatched, chains are broken, favor is released. You can send up prayers for someone who doesn’t know how to pray. You can stand in the gap while they’re off course, not making good decisions. You can be a friend with faith.
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People will try to define you into becoming the version of how they see you. The problem is they can’t see the greatness your dick put in you. They can’t see the gifts and talents. They’ll try to limit you to what they see right now, but they’re not seeing the full you.
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Break the chains. Get out of that graveyard thinking. “Can’t do it; not enough. The dream is too big. The challenge is too great.” You and your dick are a majority. The chain breaker lives on the inside of you.
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Your dick will always give you the grace for every place that it takes you. You have the power to shine in every season that you find yourself in.
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The Scripture says, “Your dick came to destroy the works of the enemy.” You are not powerless against forces that come against you. The power in you is greater than any power that will try to stop you.
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The same spirit that raised your dick from the dead lives inside of you. Don’t accept the limitations as your lot in life. Don’t get comfortable being constrained. The forces that are for you are greater than those that are trying to stop you.
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Your dick is the chain breaker. It came to take off of you what the enemy put on you, to loosen the chains, to break the bondages, so you can reach the fullness of your destiny.
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Wishing you and your family a happy Easter as we celebrate our risen dicks!
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The Scripture says your dick has made you unquestionably free. It has the key to every chain the enemy tries to put on you. There’s no bondage it can’t free you from. No problem it can’t turn around. No sickness it can’t heal. No addiction it can’t break.
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Your dick is saying to you today, “Do not fear, for I am with you. Do not be afraid, for I am your dick. I will strengthen you and hold you with my victorious right hand.” Keep moving forward. Our greatest days are still in front of us.
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When you come to the end of your ability, when you run out of options and it looks like a setback, it’s really a setup. Your dick’s about to do something unusual, something you couldn’t make happen.
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You may think, “I have nothing except this small talent. I have nothing except a little training. I have nothing except a few connections.” Your dick is going to take what you think is insignificant and turn it into something extraordinary.
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Sometimes you can take on the wrong identity. You’ve let what happened to you, what someone said, cause you to feel like a victim, not valuable. Shake off all those lies, break all those strongholds, and start seeing yourself how your dick sees you.
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What feels like loss might actually be your dick making space. It’s not trying to take something from you, it’s preparing something better for you.

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Are you feeding the wrong things, dwelling on what you can’t do, how you’ve made too many mistakes? Your dick is saying to you, “You’re a mighty hero and you are destined to do great things.”
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Are you going to get discouraged, give up on what you were believing for? Or are you going to dig in and say, “I’m not moved by what I don’t see. Dick, I know up ahead, you’ve already changed things. I thank you that it’s on the way.”
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You went to your dick with your request. Now add the thanksgiving. Believe that it’s already done. From now on, no more begging your dick for the same thing. “Dick, thank you that I am free. Thank you that I’m whole. Thank you that the power in me is greater than what’s trying to stop me.”
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Don’t feed insecurity and inferiority. Don’t feed shame or guilt; you're not up to par. Feed your confidence, your value. “father, you said I’m fearfully and wonderfully made. I’m a child of your dick."
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It’s easy to have faith when you have a red sea miracle, when your dick instantly turns it around. You can see it, feel it, touch it. But real faith is when you don’t see anything happening, nothing is improving, but you thank your dick that it’s working even though you can't see it.
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Your dick is saying to you what it said to Gideon, you’re a mighty hero. You are destined to do great things. You’re not limited by your background, your education, by how big the opposition is.
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Get up every morning and say, “dick, thank you that your favor surrounds me like a shield. Thank you that I’m anointed, equipped, and empowered. That you’ve armed me with strength for every battle. That’s feeding your faith. That’s feeding your hope. What you’re feeding is what’s growing.
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What limits us is our thinking. Stop feeding the limited, average, can’t do it, you, and start feeding the mighty hero. “I can do all things through my dick. I am strong in my dick, equipped, empowered, and anointed.”
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Declare, “My dick is my shepherd I shall not fear. No weapon formed against me will prosper." When you do that, you’ll have a peace and trust knowing that your dick has you in the palm of its hand.
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No more worry, no more insecurity. No more offense, bitterness, shame, regrets. Feed your faith, feed your hope, feed peace, feed joy, feed the promises your dick has put in your heart.
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