SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social

The system that's killing you isn't going to stop killing you if you just put another in charge of it.

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The Onion @theonion.com
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Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-baseless-reports-linking-her-to-wrong-wealthy-pedophile/
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1 team 24 cups @scriban.bsky.social
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race communism
height monarchy
weight democracy
hair color republicanism
language anarcho-syndicalism
shoe size theocracy
birth order oligarchy
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social
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if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.
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That TACO shit is the most depraved and insulated shit liberals have ever* pulled.
Like "oh, you didn't do this horribly destructive/evil/stupid thing? Pussy"
And I don't know why you would antagonize the antagonist who changes his mind like his diaper to do bad real things for likes online
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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social
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I didn't think the leopards would eat my face... www.queermajority.com/essays-all/lesbians-like-me-joined-forces-with-conservatives
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Thanks to @jhpot.bsky.social for featuring our app Dangerzone in @wired.com.

This free app makes even the sketchiest PDF or Word Doc safe to open.
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"What can Democrats do?"

When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him.

So, you know, that.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art
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"I can not believe America has becom--"

bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
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"He didn't praise my favorite invisible magic man like I do, is he a spy?!"

That is practically what happened here. He really thought a pilot's final transmission before ejecting was a code phrase that meant they were an Iranian spy.

The Onion couldn't even make this up.
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Liberals found a new hill to die on: Defending an actual historical nazi because they said they were sorry for genocide.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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This is why democrats, as a party, cannot be trusted.
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GV Wire • News @gvwire.bsky.social
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Three Democratic senators on Friday urged President Donald Trump to bar Chinese automakers from building vehicles in the United States and to prevent Chinese cars assembled in Mexico or Canada from entering the United States.

gvwire.com/2026/04/03/senators-urge-trump-to-bar-chinese-automakers-from-building-cars-in-us/
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social
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Hassan is an idiot when it comes to China and Russia, but this is the democrats announcing the quiet parts on a loudspeaker:

That they would rather help fascists than reconsider supporting genocide done by one of their allies.

www.thebulwark.com/p/how-big-is-the-democrats-big-tent-hasan-piker-litmus-test
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social
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MAGA org announces it will work for the third time to ensure Democrats lose the presidency to fascists:

www.thebulwark.com/p/how-big-is-the-democrats-big-tent-hasan-piker-litmus-test
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social
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Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Shitlib Memes @shitlibmemes.bsky.social
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And some of them including their potential front-runner for 2028 are already in agreement with the republicans.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/ca-gov-gavin-newsom-completely-aligns

www.politico.com/news/2025/09/19/kamala-harris-book-trans-athletes-00573966

www.yahoo.com/news/centrist-dems-seize-opening-dnc-220555699.html
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These are who the democrats keep insisting they and everyone else has to just "respectfully disagree" and compromise with.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com
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police lie, and have no duty to protect you
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Ooh, ooh! Don't tell me, this mechanism you speak of...

Yeah, it's called "the state."

Congratulations, you just reinvented states yet again.
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"Your house is on fire! Are you going to do something?!"

"Well I'm not because you were so rude and yelled at me. Hrrumph!"
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social
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At some point, pretending to not be political is fucking political.
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WIRED @wired.com
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Under a Homeland Security program, police departments around the US are signing up to assist in immigration enforcement. The cops of Carroll, New Hampshire, are going all in—and they’re likely not alone.
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This your man liberals?

Funny how the more he talks, the more he sounds just like the fascists you claim he's totally owning with Twitter posts.

And no, you're not going to change the system of fascism by joining it first and changing it from inside.
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Franklin Graham's letter to Trump is one of the best examples of why I'm not christian; literally, "Say the magic words and no matter what you've done, how shitty of a person you were, you're rewarded!"
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The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com
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ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-altman-to-kill-humanity/
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Liberals are never beating the allegations they're closet republicans. In part because they're not even trying.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong…

but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?
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