"He didn't praise my favorite invisible magic man like I do, is he a spy?!"

That is practically what happened here. He really thought a pilot's final transmission before ejecting was a code phrase that meant they were an Iranian spy.

The Onion couldn't even make this up.

April 05, 2026 - 21:09 UTC

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Axios is weird sensationalistic news. I wouldn't trust it.
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Also, you are far, far too anarchic to follow a pro-Order person like me. 😬
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The joys of living in a hell where this seems horribly plausible because he's absolutely stupid and xenophobic enough to do this.

I'm wondering if a cut-rate news outlet is reporting something totally accurately at a glance.
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