I used to be a lawyer. I got better.

Greater Twin Cities area. Definitely not the lesser Twin Cities, those guys suck.

Otis says to sleep in today - in exactly the way he didn't let me sleep in.
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Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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Should she have returned the money? Sure. Is it "theft" not to return the money? Fuck right off. This is a civil matter.
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The weaponization of the criminal justice system against a black woman when the fault is 100% the business's.

"I fucked up, you go to jail."
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Trump used to think hammer attacks were funny, as I recall.
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How are you spending *your* Thursday?
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH she sent another picture!!!!!!! (Valentino is the temporary name the breeder gave him)
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"This World Over" by XTC.
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So ... "leashed", then.
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Depluralize a movie.

The First Man
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The Dow closed lower again but I have it on good authority that three days from now it will rise.
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crew: Okay, Houston ...... we've had a problem here. [Pause.]
houston: Outlook?
crew: Affirmative......... both versions.
houston: Okay, keep calm... Have you tried turning the spacecraft off and back on?
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The number of people needing this joke explained has me thinking I should start decomposing right now. Clearly I'm late.
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“Running this corporation is for entertainment purposes only.”
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I mean, "bombs bursting in air" - not a good mental picture for launch day.
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Artemis II launch livestreaming in the background, and let me tell you kids, we didn't used to have a performance of the Star Spangled Banner before a launch.
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It was nice of Tom Morello to label himself last night so everybody knew which one was Nils.
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I’m going to share an unpopular opinion about the Strib’s article on Carter’s staff.

The only number that should be discussed is the bonuses. The rest is what is owed to workers via contracts or law. (I’ll detail more below).

www.startribune.com/st-paul-melvin-carter-bonuses/601592157
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I'm crushed. Crushed, I tell you.
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But I thought we'd already won.
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you know what a pyramid would look pretty good opposite the spruce tree building and the angry loon statue
whoever made this sign parodying Ramsey county and put it up at the dead cvs site at Midway is hilarious
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These are wonderful. I found the whole set here: briansibleysblog.blogspot.com/2021/09/eric-frasers-radio-times-art-for-bbcs.html
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I feel like if you fly and identify with the Confederate flag you belong to the Confederate States, not the United States and that technically makes you an illegal immigrant since you don't have immigration papers and you clearly haven't "assimilated".
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This guyyyyyyy
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Newton not on the list, this is bullshit
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Ah well idk why more students aren't "colonizing" the green at their colleges and universities to say things like genocide and war are bad IT WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY and here's a completely unrelated June '24 story
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