Artemis II launch livestreaming in the background, and let me tell you kids, we didn't used to have a performance of the Star Spangled Banner before a launch.

April 01, 2026 - 19:29 UTC

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It can (and will) get worse.
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It's named after a non-christian deity from Greece who stayed far away from phallic shaped objects. Their rocket honors a symbol of asexuality.
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I mean, "bombs bursting in air" - not a good mental picture for launch day.
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