I remind Americans you had a Revolution because you didn't want to pay tariffs on tea
Now you have tariffs on everything, an illegal war which you are losing, your leader is on the Epstein List, and not only does the world hate you, it also thinks you are losers
No one knows exactly what was on the Venezuelan boat that was struck by the US military, but the fact that the strike was okayed by the president’s son suggests that there was no cocaine aboard.
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.