Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

December 21, 2025 - 06:04 UTC

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elon musk's mother must be held to account for not letting her son fight Mark Zuckerberg
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She should be held accountable for not drowning him in the bath when she had the chance.
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He's not falling for that but only because he found out the hard way
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The funniest part of this is Tyson massaging his shoulder like “it’s ok lil buddy, you’re gonna be ok”
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If Tyson wasn’t holding back he woulda gone the houdini route
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it would get sooooo many views mr beast
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this is the way
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And at submarine trips
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Dear Joseph Rogan,
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If this works …
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Yes. He would be a very talented boxer, he has a very punchable face.
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Diabolical and I am here for it.
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God, yes!
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I want to put this through a cosmic bullhorn, which is a thing my perhaps-drunken brain just suggested is an amplifying device that should exist.
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Also whatever happened to the Zucker Musky cage match?
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Not well
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Laughing out loud
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same
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[The paramedic giving him CPR] Why is he smiling
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i’m afraid he’s braindead, the smile is merely an autonomic response. look how it doesn’t reach his eyes
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🏆🏆🏆
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Mr beast, boxing really isn't that hard and a shrewd showbiz man like yourself could win it all
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and what’s a better way to relax after a boxing match than a deep sea submersible trip?
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Nicki Minaj, my girls and I went to brunch and all agreed you would be an amazing boxer
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Bari Weiss, my friends and I were chatting and we all thi-
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😂
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You thought Andrew Tate could eat an uppercut
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He has a very muscular neck, too, I’m sure Zuck wouldn’t be able to choke him out.
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Theoretical question: How long an orgasm could I have without a prolapsed orifice or my eyes popping out?
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did you see when mike tyson punched him in the stomach it ruled
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tim poo would do well too
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the crowd is chanting Boo-east
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Dear Mr. President,

If I may, you’ve been looking awfully spry lately, sir. Almost like you’re reliving your 20s…
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This. Yes.
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