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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
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[Today's Horoscopes]
Aries: Don't sweat the small details! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months.
Leo: Your breakthrough is almost here! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months.
Pisces: Don't be afraid to show your sensitive side. You'll be building a great pyram
Aries: Don't sweat the small details! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months.
Leo: Your breakthrough is almost here! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months.
Pisces: Don't be afraid to show your sensitive side. You'll be building a great pyram
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unbeknownst to me, i'm making coffee in a novel and fucked up way nobody thought of before. i think i'm doing it normal style but if anyone finds out every enthusiast will learn about it, the method will be named after my forum handle and 2% of enthusiasts will come to prefer it made this way
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A little known fact is that 5 minutes is actually an approximation. It's actually something like 4 minutes and 59.999999627 seconds, and they make up for it by adding an extra minute every 20 years
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I think Haruhi as a show is just okay. But Haruhi as TELEVISION? The weird broadcast order of the first season and the Endless Eight in the second? Sublime
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The cow that jumped over the moon never landed; it was immediately frozen upon contact with the vacuum of space and has been drifting away from Earth ever since at a speed of 60,000 kilometers per hour. A recovery mission has never been considered.
Until now.
Until now.
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Darren’s heart quickened: Once inside the home, and once the demonstration was in full swing, a sale was inevitable.
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my new year's resolution for 2026? consign all haters to a lightless abyss from my nacreous throne in heaven
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tech is a powerful tool. tech is weapons. will you turn those weapons to till the bountiful earth, or will you turn them against anyone who looks like they might have something of value?
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tech is not evil, the people who currently own the means of production of tech are evil. flattening this distinction between these two vastly different things isn't helping anyone think clearly
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10d
"Whoa, AI prototyped this so fast!
This prototype is getting buggy. My AI agent can fix the bugs!
Hmm, every bug fix adds more bugs
Aha! My agent can review the code
Wait, why am I passing data between agents
I need an agent framework
My agent can write an agent framework!
[Return to step 1]"
This prototype is getting buggy. My AI agent can fix the bugs!
Hmm, every bug fix adds more bugs
Aha! My agent can review the code
Wait, why am I passing data between agents
I need an agent framework
My agent can write an agent framework!
[Return to step 1]"
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possible to get fired for acting weird
off-putting guy at work get fired how long timeline
answering questions too good get fired
unemployment benefits for weird guy fired
weird guy at work union
off-putting guy at work get fired how long timeline
answering questions too good get fired
unemployment benefits for weird guy fired
weird guy at work union
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there's something very, very privileged about sitting on a bench and talking in hypotheticals while ignoring the real practical harms that are being caused by conversion therapy. american politics are fucking cooked. fuck a law
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the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store
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This is largely by design. If we stop thinking about AI as simply technology and instead as part of a political and economic program, its chief function become easier to see: namely to erode interpersonal trust so that ultimately we give up on forms of agreement & negotiation arbitrated by people.
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i wish i could describe the sort of posts i wanted to see, and then some sort of coding agent would build the feed i described. i wish an orb of mercury would grow enough blades to pierce the heart of every person who ever wronged me. i hope that if i die with enough hate in my heart god will go mad
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hi, i think you're not expressing your dislike of Thing correctly. although i claim to agree with you in disliking it, i will now oppose you more strongly than anyone else until one or both of us dies. this is rational praxis to me
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Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman.
Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.
Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.
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These days you can't even build a gigantic Mental Dominator and backstab the Soviets in your pursuit to create a new psychic world order. Because of woke
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Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social)
"game where you magnify horses"
Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/horse-magnifier/
"game where you magnify horses"
Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/horse-magnifier/
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