The cow that jumped over the moon never landed; it was immediately frozen upon contact with the vacuum of space and has been drifting away from Earth ever since at a speed of 60,000 kilometers per hour. A recovery mission has never been considered.

Until now.

January 18, 2026 - 22:36 UTC

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Pre-Manhattan Project beef, uncontaminated by nuclear fallout, is a highly sought-after commodity in certain circles
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The cow, probably:
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Star Trek: The Mootion Picture
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“In a world, with a frozen space cow …”

“DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES / DONT WANNA FALL ASLEEP / CAUSE I MISS YOU COW”
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