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Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.

All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.

🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
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Hot new rapper named Yung Rømer.
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I scraped, analyzed, installed, and ran all 84 thousand Firefox extensions jack.cab/blog/every-firefox-extension
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some of y'all:
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nostrils are the exhaust pipes of the face
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🎵 hideo kojima radio star 🎵
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Petition to start calling it Gasoleum
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unc cost fallacy
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I too am a certified lunar fanatic.
Or "lunatic" for short.
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Canadian drill sergeant be like “Here, you are all equally worthless. Ici, vous êtes tous également inutiles. »
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all my 64-bit exes live in 64-bit texas
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There's a staaaaarmaaaan waiting in the sky
He'd like to send an email
but both of his outlooks are fried
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Me, when I see my friend Nges:
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rocking a waterproof hat, call that cerebral Gore-Tex
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In space no one can hear you Teams.
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This site's pretty handy if you want to see who's currently in space, how long they've been up there, and why.
whoisinspace.com

I find it much quicker than checking wikipedia each time.
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congratulations jerry
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Emit omissions.
Omit emissions.
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some fellas out there have already had their last burger of March and they don't even realize it yet
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have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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Bread and butter pudding, what a milktoast dessert.
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I make a mean chilli.

Statistical mean in this case.
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tfw you build statistical tools to help monitor the network not knowing how they'll work, and then they work too well, and you start surfacing influence operations.
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rip to the "sometimes it feels like the compiler is ignoring my comments" joke
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errant-signal.com's profile picture
when the programmer who worked on simcity actually implemented the city income calculation logic based on the design doc

was he doing maxis taxes praxis
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i just said "Jackass of all trades"
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Asking Oakland running fest runners if they want Malört
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baby (21 months) is screaming as her brother (4) does the robot in front of her and I said bub im not sure that’s helping and he said im not TRYING to help! I’m TRYING to dance 🕺
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