have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

March 31, 2026 - 11:01 UTC

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i am somehow happy i'm not the only one who came up with "poob has it in for you"
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vulntube
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Obligatory "Software is focused too much on abstracting everything into a million SaaS product depdencies instead of teach people to understand their software"
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With a side of "every SaaS product will do everything they can to obfuscate the actual functioning of their software" (as opposed to the workflow they're selling)
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That only affects you if your version of goober still relies on flasm. Just remember: goober+flasm and you’re gonna have a hard time.
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Humble box filled with sand be like
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I''ve been diffing every version of poob seen in the wild
Looks like the binary is self modifying and unique to each device
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Same energy
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bsky.app/profile/rotanen.bsky.social/post/3kvgtpchdc42b
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God, so many bullshit jobs! How many people are actually doing something that helps people flourish rather than making shit that other people only need because of the other stupid shit they are doing for other people’s stupid shit? Most desk jobs are bullshit. Just a way to move money around.
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Reading this I thought I had woken up still drunk.

Goddamn.

10/10
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inspired by certain people at work haveibeenpoobed.com
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Oh no
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TIL I have been poobed
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ah shit
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@gork.it is this useful
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borp has fallen
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sobbing because of how real this is
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i feel like i have *almost* enough nerd niche knowledge to understand this joke but I don't quite get it
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In case you don't get the reference:

www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745857099387584512

knowyourmeme.com/memes/poob-has-it-for-you
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@kennyshirley.bsky.social
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Every word of it is true.
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The new Dickens.
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poob has it for you
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FUCK, NOT WEENO 🤯
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You all need blüuümpíi !

bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3micxoh24kc2z
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Trying to get up to speed with Yocto and learning all the new terms and I get hit with this? Poob really does have it in for me.
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man, I cannot live without poob. it's open right now, on all my devices
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it's ploob
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@retr0.id Already patching, rolling back.
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Lol
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Aw man my entire workflow depends on poob. rip
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"We attribute this attack to threat actor H1bbityHop, although it also goes by the moniker L33tCadetDragon, ascribed by 7 other security companies. This is different than the threat actor Fr33Dragon which is sooooo 2008"
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Lmao!
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