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Iāve only just learnt that the guy in Company Retreat IS REAL. I thought it was a comedy inside a comedy! Mind blown!!
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God just saw a photo of the horse with a broken back at the Grand National. Itās a fucking sick sport for sick weirdos.
Donāt watch it, donāt bet on it, donāt fucking attend it for your Instagram.
Donāt watch it, donāt bet on it, donāt fucking attend it for your Instagram.
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Gonna make a Quorn curry tonight for me and Matt and weāve picked up a bottle of South African Pinot noir from Majestic š
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Iāve watched the first episode of the new Malcolm in the Middle and it is EVERYTHING I ever wanted. Just 10/10 across the board. Bryan Cranston is a comedic genius.
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Ffs some of my dresses have gone too tight and I can only imagine itās because of strength training and Iām in a conundrum here because I love being strong but I also prefer being small.
Nobody tells you about the existential dread of gaining weight again once youāve lost it.
Nobody tells you about the existential dread of gaining weight again once youāve lost it.
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Reposted by Nikki Jayne
melania: this my no have sex with baby on island of jeffrey t-shirt has people asking qvestion
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Whatās the best Dickens to read by someone whoās only ever read A Christmas Carol?
I donāt have much experience with the classics and Iāve heard that Great Expectations reads the most like a modern novel, so thatās prob my first choice.
#booksky
I donāt have much experience with the classics and Iāve heard that Great Expectations reads the most like a modern novel, so thatās prob my first choice.
#booksky
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Mom is watching The One Show and I just saw a woman get a āOne Big Thank Youāā¦ and that was it?! No holiday? No money? Sod that!
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Yessss been given confirmation that the person who parks in what I thought was my parking space is in indeed in the wrong, so Iāve written a friendly note because I believe one catches more flies with honey than vinegar.
Iāve also printed off the parking plan.
Iāve also printed off the parking plan.
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I hate seeing my doggo get old and stiff š
Sheās 12 and has arthritis and also Addisonās so sheās certainly slow for a springer spaniel. But she just jumped up onto the sofa with me with so much energy that I realise sheās still got plenty more life in her!
Sheās 12 and has arthritis and also Addisonās so sheās certainly slow for a springer spaniel. But she just jumped up onto the sofa with me with so much energy that I realise sheās still got plenty more life in her!
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I may dislike school holidays in everyday life, but at work theyāre amazing cos half the staff are off. Everyone gets a break!
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I love that the Guardian actually went ahead and printed this.
Also, Alda; pink and green are fabulous together. You sound strange.
Also, Alda; pink and green are fabulous together. You sound strange.
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Bedroom at parentsā is so warm Iāve had to swap the winter duvet out for a sheet and a blanket.
Iām not being fooled into swapping over to the summer duvet just yet, oh no.
(Meanwhile my flat is so warm that itās summer duvet time all the time.)
Iām not being fooled into swapping over to the summer duvet just yet, oh no.
(Meanwhile my flat is so warm that itās summer duvet time all the time.)
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Iāve got a beer. Ya girlās back in the game!
(It felt rude to not have a beer on such a glorious day)
(It felt rude to not have a beer on such a glorious day)
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Why are some countries allowed to have nuclear weapons but if other countries have them America decides thatās not ok?
Why donāt we collectively decide NO countries should have nuclear weapons?
Why donāt we collectively decide NO countries should have nuclear weapons?
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