Mars Rover @marsrover.bsky.social

Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Stuck in isolation until you believe in disease again.

Big Build 2025 complete! It includes a hand-built frame, metallic paint markers, & a laminated copy of "The Exoplanet Zoo". The lamination & lauan plywood backing ensure we can do hours of star charting w/o destruction. A real wall-eater at 54"×37" overall. www.halcyonmaps.com/the-exoplanet-zoo.
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What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/with/55199856343/
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Welcome back, crew of Artemis.

What'd you bring me?
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Not sure I can properly convey how large this design really is. At 250 feet, the Arc de Trump would be several stories taller than the Washington Post building
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"I don't wanna do the meeting."

"But you scheduled the meeting?"
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madsabaoth @matte-gender.bsky.social
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video games are allowed to have deep and impactful ethics and morals because video games are allowed to be cringe. it is only through cringe can humans achieve true enlightenment
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app
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Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
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loool they couldn't get Shantel VanSanten back for the send-off flashback? Snubbed.

Least we got to see Michael Dorman again, not duct taped.
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Yep, that was Kinnaman's send-off episode. *FINALLY*. I love the guy, but his character was laughably beyond when he should have had screen time.

I'm unsold on some of these new ones tho, after the disaster that was Casey Johnson's Danny Stevens.
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I know Joel Kinnaman HATES wearing all the old-man Baldwin prosthetics & makeup, but a flashback episode? Heated conversations in tiny indoor spaces? A murder mystery? When is the actual *space* stuff gonna happen "For All Mankind"? We are 3 eps in...
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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I'm still a little unsettled by Super Mario Bros. 2. That was just weird, man.
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We invented the most gullible rube in our history, made it our god, and regurgitate our lies to ourselves as gospel.

WTF are we doing except worshipping money and glorifying uncritical stupidity?
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social
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Me today: I *could* use a new angle grinder if I'm going to make my nephews a new rocket launchpad with a steel support tower.

My fridge: "Please replace my lower fan. I know you can hear my agony. It would take you like 20-30 mins. Do you like hearing me suffer?"
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This is what they want you to do rather than tax the obscenely wealthy who have stolen your family's future or pump the brakes on even 1 10GW datacenter that draws bikinis on your kids.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social
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OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!
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LASSO's first chemical rocket flight was tonight in honor of all the Artemis excitement. The oldest boys are flagging on the magic of compressed air & water, so I had to step it up to black powder. Good flight, clean chute opening. Unfortunately splashdown was prolly behind the school so o7 rocket.
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✅ #Artemis II update: ‘Earthrise 2026’, or rather ‘Earthset’. Just after this view from the livefeed, Orion and its crew reached their farthest point from Earth, 406 772 km away. They are now on their way home, set on the free return trajectory by our European Service Module🚀

@exploration.esa.int
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Alex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social
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I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.

Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.

ht @astrokatie.com
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The NASA stream during the Artemis flyby has about half the viewers of a slow Hasan stream 🫤https://www.twitch.tv/nasa
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Me with my hand on a giant catapult that will launch every elected Democrat into the Sun: "Say anything other than 'tax the rich and regulate corporations' and you will experience 17Gs & explode in the chromosphere."

Democrats:
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Danny Robb @inverting-vision.bsky.social
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To get ready for Artemis II's encounter with the Moon, I put together a visual history of lunar far side exploration. It's mostly images and maps, meant partly as an introduction to identifying a few prominent far side features.

🗃️🔭

invertingvision.com/2026/04/06/exploring-the-far-side-of-the-moon-a-visual-history/
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How does every significant politician with staff not have someone dedicated to holding their damn horses and verifying images before sharing?

I guess with the death of shame it doesn't matter so long as it meets gullible voter eyeballs.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social
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Bob.
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"Always with you it cannot be done."

I mean everything about this scene is iconic & it's in no way obscure, but if I had to pick 1 line alone, the one I say to myself most often, it's gotta be that.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social
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They're commissioning the world's top scientists to print the text of the First Amendment on a single atom and releasing it in Trump's general direction
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Kevin M. Gill @kevinmgill.bsky.social
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Crescent Earth as viewed by the Artemis II crew yesterday (April 4th).

flic.kr/p/2s5Z9yc
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Mount Doom is on Venus.
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Rare glimpse of interplanetary communication
Mars Guy Episode 261 / 5th April, 2026

Last week, possibly for the first time, Perseverance rover was captured making a direct (not routed by satellite) call home
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Whenever anyone from JPL visits JSC in July:
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