He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.

gonna do a rehash of why finance bros should eat my butt mud and ball beard
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Oh, sure, they won't let your dog into heaven, but they wanna force the bullshit machine in.

Let's walk through it:
1: lying is a sin.
2: the bullshit machines are literally incapable of NOT lying.

Doesn't seem like a winning combination to me.
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pleeeease please rt and donate if you can!!!!
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i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space
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Last chance to follow this crowdfund preview page and get FIRST DIBS on back rewards when we launch, gang! This may very well be the LAST Kickstarter where we'll be offering FREE domestic shipping in the first hour!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/runaway-to-the-stars
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"Gay to be straight," to the tune of "Hip to be square."
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From “Never forget.” to “Never. Forget!”
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Kennedy is a eugenicist.
His words and choices to date provide ample evidence of his deep hatred for disabled ‘weaker’ people. All his ‘policy’ is driven by one goal: make the population ‘fitter’ by ‘weeding out the unfit.’
Speak of him as the open, rank eugenicist he is.
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Composers better than Hans Zimmer:

-Howard Shore
-John Williams
-Ennio Morricone
-Michael Giacchino
-Mark Mothersbaugh
-Danny Elfman
-Joe Hisashi
-Mogwai (band)
-Masseratti (band)
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i wrote about that park slope diner owner who’s hellbent on using AI advertising
www.patreon.com/posts/155290376?utm_campaign=postshare_creator
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so, basically, it was explained to me by a scientist friend like this:

congress is full of old people

and old people do NOT like it when space ships explode like spacex's does all the time

especially when those old people give you money

so NASA 'takes so long' because they have to be flawless
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i should’ve tried harder to make jake internet famous
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Remember kids: "blasphemy" is saying God's name when you stub your toe, and somehow NOT whatever the fucking shit is.
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Remember: No fedposting, gang. Happy Friday!
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As you know, the last 4 months ive been helping friends whos daughter just passed away from cancer. I dont like asking for money but im 2k in the red after doing this. Ill work for it if youre willing to commission me. And if youre willing to tip me that would be amazing as I am exhausted. ⬇️
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please help Deeny out, they're a good egg
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Any amount would help, Im sorry to keep asking for help and Im working on commissions right now I just wont be paid right away.
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BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
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Richest country in human history.

I work every day and haven't had health insurance for a year.
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I am $315 short on rent this month. I haven’t been able to get groceries yet either for the month. If anyone can help my venmo/etc is rabbit0heart

Thank you.
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Looking forward to a specific future episode of Knowledge Fight.
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Finally, something that I can actually accomplish as a pet owner. Honestly was feeling pretty bad about failing the whole "big stretch" thing.
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it is very important to remember that the confederates were both traitors and big stupid losers who got their asses kicked
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🚨 TONIGHT!

🩸The season premiere of Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness launches on @dropout.tv at 7 PM ET/ 4 PM PT!

⚰️ Starring Brennan Lee Mulligan, Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Lou Wilson!

#Dimension20
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God deserves all the glory (derogatory.)
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I'm more of the must that your should bullshit your way into a reasonable explanation for these things. "Oh, Molotov? You mean that famous arsonist? Yeah, I heard he used to be a bartender."
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Sorry ya'll. Only family I have is the family we pay for and take care of so kind people here is all there is. Half our sons protein bill is actually 228.66
Loan is 253. Multiple collections for over 200. I'll screenshot them all today for proof, just stressful. Thanks so muxh for reading or sharing
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