i wrote about that park slope diner owner who’s hellbent on using AI advertising
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April 11, 2026 - 13:24 UTC

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And why so few fries?
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Love to drink a blackberry Marh and eat Mozzarella Stioks.
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"if you're worried about AI taking your job, then just give up your job and get a job helping AI take *other* people's jobs"
🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤
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If he feels the need to cut corners in shooting social videos of food — which millions do just fine without AI every day — what corners might he be cutting elsewhere? I’ll take my business down the block to Terrace, thanks.
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i’m a purity diner girl myself
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I went to their Instagram page based on this and it’s completely batshit. How do they think this is tolerable? The videos have nonsense reality glitching every 2-4 seconds..and happy AI patrons are horrifying to me
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"Preseveing Inclunent" looks like something from a rejected draft of the Declaration of Independence - "Preſeveing Inclunent"?
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I know the menu is a complete disaster. But the prompt probably said "double cheese burger," and it gave us a burger with double cheese. AI screws up with the cuteness of a child drawing a word they've heard for the first time.
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Smash burber mozzarella stioks please
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They are probably getting Streisand effect publicity right now. Like, reports say they're mid AF but people are coming out to find out how mid so the customers are there right now. But once they're done with their virality, will they come out with what they wanted?
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Intrigued to find out what a SMASH BURBER is
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I love having TWO pick-three options! That's like...six options!
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I love to DRINK UP some LOADED NACHOS
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wash em down with a tasty pitcher of blackberry marh
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Mmm, I want a Blackberry Marx.

On YouTube the other day, I saw an ad for cherry trees — tiny, covered in cherries more like a tomato plant, and the cherries both with and without pits. It was freaky and probably fraud.
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I couldn’t get over that the AI neon sign misspelled it as “Daisey’s”
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i think it used to be spelled that way before he took over actually i believe the sign still says that
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My favorite cocktail, loaded beef nachos

I can't wait to not go here when I move back to Brooklyn one day
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i’ve been and it’s…fine? certainly not worth selling out to AI for lol
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More a blackberry marx guy myself
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Sorry, my brain is just stuck on the "pick three combo" that has exactly three items. Just "pick these specific three or else."
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Blackberry MARH
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It appears that one of the options for the pick 3 combo is another pick 3 combo, in which case lunch is on me
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I love Mac-H-Cheese
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My father was Mac H. Cheese, same as his father before him.
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Smabh Burber.
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Drinkin dem beef nachos like a boss
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Looking forward to my favorite classic diner fare… mozzarella stioks
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Hmm gyro wrap, a very stable lunch
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There's something refreshingly minimalist about offering a pick 3 where there's only 3 choices to begin with
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Love that they just settle for an "H"
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The "Devil's Muffaletta" tho....
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I get it, but I work with certain smart people who can’t write for shit. Recently, their briefs have improved.

Are you gonna push people out of wheelchairs, too?
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If you can’t write well enough to write a menu, then you need to hire someone else to do it because the AI is going to screw it up even worse.
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yes.
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Thank god it’s the weekend and I can finally read this while kicking back with a pineapple m;/&r
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