I secure things and speak in public. Sometimes I speak in public about securing things.

Helmsman

This story is absolutely wild
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We checked and there are no such data centres. Our friends @manchestermill.bsky.social visited the supposed Salford location – it’s just a vacant retail unit

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www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2026-04-11/he-says-hes-built-sovereign-ai-data-centres-across-the-uk-we-cant-find-them
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"The Pitt" vs. its fandom: Why is the show's vocal fandom putting "The Pitt's" characters on trial to be deemed “good” or “bad"?

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buttondown.com/NinaWatchesEverything/archive/the-pitt-vs-its-fandom/
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sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
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people who actually expect you to "guess what" are breaking the social contract
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being a guy in a mostly woman office environment is the greatest gig in human history if they can just get over the "treat them like people" hurdle
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Hello.

I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”.

youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8
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This is an unbelievably stupid idea. Sorry, I’m generally kinder about people trying to do their bit for democracy but not when they pitch their obviously unworkable idea in the language of populism.
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Really you can season your girls however you like
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Hi! I am a security engineer.

a) yes, this is very scary and very real. I've been expecting it and planning for it and it's still scary.

b) all this AI stuff makes security engineers more, not less important. This is an important tool, but it's a *tool*.
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The idea of doing your taxes on a phone is chilling. Taxes are the most big computer activity imaginable.
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sorry but having a pollen allergy is so unbelievably unchic
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Just did section one of the Greater Manchester Ringway. I can't recommend it enough. It's an absolutely beautiful walk and a gorgeous day for it
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Sadly, an artist has had to pull out of the ghost story anthology. Which means I have exactly one story without an artist. Ten pages, and cards on the table, it involves a car. Any artists out there up for drawing a ghost story?
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The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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if there’s gonna be a nuclear war you have to tell your crushes. I don’t make the rules
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Annual reminder that virtually every 'Easter was a pagan festival' claim online is bullshit.

historyforatheists.com/2017/04/easter-ishtar-eostre-and-eggs/
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On the third day, _on_! It's right there in the text! Death of the author is one thing, fair enough, all readings are equally valid, but it literally says "on the third day he rose again"

This is that bloody bodybuilder forum post again
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what do we want?

OBJECT PERMANENCE

when do we want it?

WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
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Obviously MPs should still be able to choose who they recruit, hire and fire etc. But in the same way as managers in a professional org can, not as inexperienced and occasionally tyrannical small business owners.
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I feel like I'm going insane

aftermath.site/one-piece-zoro-mackenyu-esquire-ai-interview/
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it is okay to follow a weird voice into the darkness and wrestle with angels. please believe that.
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Warning to open source maintainers: the Axios supply chain attack started with some
very sophisticated social engineering targeted at one of their developers simonwillison.net/2026/Apr/3/supply-chain-social-engineering/
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#weeknotes because it's Friday. Sort of? Technically? So @weeknotes-bot.bsky.social can have some weeknotes, as a treat. caffeinatedpunctuation.co.uk/2026/04/03/s16e04-bug-hunting/
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It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece
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Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write
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Making Tax Digital! Money Box listeners had a LOT of questions so we asked the HMRC boss behind the scheme to come on and answer them - and he did. Please share with the sole trader in your life (and excuse the inexplicable and dull olde worlde pounde coines pic)

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002tbpn
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The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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For fans of people hung like this:
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indulging in light suspension play and puncture play, Picturehouse Central is showing Pillion on Good Friday
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