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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com

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People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

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Richard @sirlariato.bsky.social

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No one works the hard cam harder than Psycho Mike #MysteryWrestling24

www.youtube.com/ href="/profile/mysterywrestling">@mysterywrestling | www.twitch.tv/EvilUno

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com

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One of the comments to this is like “of all the things to be mad about, not being able to get a credit card is low down the list” and y’all being able to leave shitty men is so important and cannot be done without money.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com

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I'm going to point out that we spent a shit ton of taxpayer money on moderna and he's stealing it from us.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social

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You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea

United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?

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✨ Kato Garrigues (He/She) ✨ COMMS OPEN @kgarriguesart.bsky.social

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Foxy Gekkerson 🖤🩶🤍💜 @foxygekkerson.bsky.social

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Friendly reminder to the people that Robert Francis Kennedy, Jr., is not just the least-qualified secretary of health and human services, he is far and away the most ill-qualified HHS secretary in American history.

In a Warhammer context, this festering pustule is a daemon prince of Nurgle.

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social

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Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social

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Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/forced-out-the-electrical-engineer-79233483/

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social

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It's so funny that the left gets tarred with "obsessed with identity" when in 2026 the modal conservative influencer is a cocktail away from posting "I am tired of pretending Sicilians are white."

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social

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I've studied so many concentration camps through history that held vulnerable people in just this kind of crowded squalor. You demonize people, you demand more arrests, this is what you get. It already has its own budget and its own momentum, and is on track to go much further, unless we stop it.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social

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Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

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KC Says Get Free or Die Trying @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app

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one thing democrats should think about when they consider their "messaging problems" is how often they tell their base and independent voters that they are losing ass losers who can't accomplish anything because they never have enough votes to make things better for everyone

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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social

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Now excommunicate all of the MAGA Catholics, please.

At the very least that dude who threatened the woke American pope

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Raincheck on Eevee Day @mewtype.online

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I think his house just did that

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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social

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When I hear Kamala is trying to sneak into the primaries again:

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet

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British Bluesky cohort that spends its entire day talking about how dumb Americans are because a quarter of us voted for Trump when you joke about British people: you’re basically doing genocide and also the second revolutionary war you shtyoopid bloody wanker

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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social

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GOOD NEWS BOYS AND GHOULS AND THOSE WHO REFUSE SUCH PALTRY LABELS

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social

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you may have heard the story of the foo fighters performing an aids denialist benefit concert decades ago. this is what that organization believed. the founder, christine maggiore, did not take medication while pregnant, insisting hiv does not cause aids. her daughter died before her fourth birthday

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social

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that’s it. i cannot support donald trump anymore

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VUNDACAST (est. 2013) @vundacast.bsky.social

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If this looks familiar, Beyoncé made this reference numerous times with Lemonade. Oshun is the most popular & venerated orisha (divine spirit) in the Yoruba religion, associate w/ love, sexuality, fertility, femininity, water, destiny, divination, purity, wealth, prosperity & beauty. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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deerpression ✨️ @leafwork.bsky.social

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love when they cut to a beautiful woman with a sword glaring at the proceedings #aewdynamite

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social

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Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

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This is a garbage read because "When the “woke” mania swept the country in 2020"? No such thing happened, you fell for an op. You quickly and readily believed conspiratorial nonsense because it was about people you already hated, and you still believe nonsense so you learned nothing from this.

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Lum @brokentoys.social

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after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social

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They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

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