WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

April 07, 2026 - 00:29 UTC

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@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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so tired i read it as "they actually put legs on a trans dude"
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PokΓ©mon Evolution:
Geodude -> Cronkite -> Gravely
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Koncrite and Gravelly
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PNG legs looking ass mf
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Oh TRANS legs huh? Go woke go broke
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Most dudes can only dream of being this 'Alpha'
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NGL kinda want transparent trousers of this sort now. That would be funny and it looks kinda good
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They respect their audience's ability to put concepts together. I like that.
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WALTER CRONKITE (gravelly)
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WALTER CONK CREET (gravelly)
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They're gone. They're both gone.
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*gravelerly
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Good for them!
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Oh I know where you got that
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They're transing our dudes' legs
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do not break kayfabe
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Bless his stony heart!
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Geodude
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Geodudes rock
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these pants are transparent for an amazing reason
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This image is webp so it should look more like this
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It's kinda working for me
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What legs? I don't see any legs
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this should have a million likes
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Enters the pantheon of great Geodude posts
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He's got those PNG alpha channel legs.
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There it is!
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Unfortunately, it’s a jpg tricking you.
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This is not transparent legs. This is someone that googled transparent legs.

IYKYK
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I mean that -is- a transparency indicator pattern. Works for me.
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It's Japan. Could be a meta joke.
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(solemnly)
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β€œβ€¦in the before times.”
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Hate it when I paste a transparent PNG from Google and it's literally this
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What if he just had like bare human legs in sneakers
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sexy lady legs
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They should have had the guy inside him sitting cross legged and had him "walking on his hands" using crutches
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Should he have rolled down the street instead?
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More like GRAVELLY
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Barack Obama's second inauguration speech was true after all!
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They have done this every year he’s been in a parade since forever
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"Providnom teksturom su obojili noge kostima DΕΎioduda na paradi u Japanu..."
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Transparent is the new camo.
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PNGeodude
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Huh. I wonder how they thought of that.
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y'know what? it works. I correctly interpreted the legs as "not supposed to be visible" without thinking about it.
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omfg @mondomascots.bsky.social
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I saw that in the airport once, Darth. Amazing!
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And I love it
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Was the Graveler costume still at the dry cleaners?
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This website is fun i dunno what everyone’s talking about
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People are dorks and hate fun
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Holy shit, is that Mr. DNA, flow so Jurassic, clumsy archeologist about to drop a classic?!
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Geodude washed his PNG pants in the same load as JPGs
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thats cute
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They did surgery on a grape
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what legs
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He's real, and strong, and he's my friend.
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Honestly I'm more distracted by how adorable the Sandshrew mascot is ngl
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so does geodude normally just fly? I'm not to big on pokemon lore.
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floating rock
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And then it evolves and loses the ability lol
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I love how Japan is kind of like Europe and a faded power, but they just never let you down, they are just lunatics and apparently that's fine
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*removes glasses*

...at 1pm central standard time, some 38 minutes ago.
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I ALMOST included a mention of his glasses
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Honestly, it’s working for me.
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