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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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Had intrusive thought of “age gap” to the tune of “Love Shack” and am now envisioning the most annoying TikTok of all time
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Ok last post I swear, but this reminds me of Zohran winning in that my overriding self-centered thought is “I didn’t know how much I needed this”
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If there was a Magic card in the background this would have redeemed everything about middle school me
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No one told me the rest of the crew proposed naming a crater for one of the astronauts’ deceased wife. Hit me with the emotional force of a thousand plane movies
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*2011 Gordon Ramsay unleashing an idea that will change a restauranteur’s life voice*
A burger,
A burger,
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i love saying things are overdetermined. i don't actually know what makes them more than regular determined, but that wont' stop me
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We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis
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No one talks about the Warios of food. For example: Chicken cordon rouge
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Having an energy drink so instead of feeling tired I can feel like I’ve been possessed by an ancient Mesopotamian underworld deity
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When Orson Welles said “And bring me the steak au poivre,” I felt that
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