This is NOT what I signed up for
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what is a gun if not a device that drops knives in defiance of gravity?
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Meat . com new root vegetable just dropped
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drop knives aren't even legal 😫
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side-note, i do not think they should be celebrating dropping knives. That's dangerous.
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Knife control requires holding onto it or securing it in a sheath. Simple. Common. Facts.
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Hey! You got your knives in my guns! You got your guns in my knives!
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FFVIII was on to something
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a dropping new knife has no handle
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::Swings foot wildly out of way, kicking open drawer::
Shit goddammit motherfucking guns.com ow shit motherfucking DAMMIT
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time to panic and jump back to get your feet out of the way
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Me when my brand-new bayonet won't stay mounted
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Sorry that was supposed to be guns.com.au
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April Fool’s was YESTERDAY guys
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Jokes on you, the knife is also a gun.
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Now hold on, it might be a bayonet, let’s not rule anything out just yet.
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what the hell
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their spam volume is on another level for sure
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Never bring a knife to a gun newsletter.
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I got on their mailing list too somehow. Some kind of prank?
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they're selling gun nerds the dream of pretending to be big boss
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they're not setting you up for success, re: the upcoming fight
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at this risk of earnest-posting this made me actually laugh out loud, thank you
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Guns.con more like it with their whacky pricing.
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I think they're a mix of in-stock merchandise, other vendors, and private sales. which would explain why there were like four different prices for the same CZ pistol I got
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Do not try to catch a dropped knife. Step back and let it fall to the floor.
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But DO try to catch a dropped gun.

You'll look sick asf if you catch it. Triple points for guns akimbo.
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Can you please be quieter about how some of us very deep in seeing out entropy deal with this current reality?
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I peruse the list of spam titles then decided if any are not spam then the rest I hit select all delete! Then go to trash and select all delete! I also block them before deleting to eliminate them from repeating!
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the Fair Email app I use is really good at nuking spam

Also doesn't automatically load anything embedded including that tiny 1x1 pixel "tracking image" jpg at the end of most spam that acts as a read receipt you didn't know existed
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"You call that a gun? *This* is a gun"
"That's not a gun, that's a knife"
"Ah, I see you've played gunny-knifey before"
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