honestly I think Minnesota deserves a little treat

April 07, 2026 - 16:29 UTC

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They need to be held outside of the USA!

The Calgary consequences sounds far better than 'the Neurenberg trials' too! ๐Ÿ‘
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i donโ€™t want their wretched feet to touch this soil ever again even if it is to walk to the gallows
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Idk, our govt never hung the rest of the confederacy & they invited nazis over after ww2- I think a tribunal comprised of Indigenous people & Black Women should act as judge, jury & executioner, so I nominate Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Compton, & Baltimore.
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Doing it in Mankato could make sense historically en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1862_Mankato_mass_execution
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And who will oversee this? the Dems that couldnโ€™t coordinate an arrest of an actual traitor ? Then they are โ€œgiftedโ€œ a bathroom full of stolen documentsโ€ฆshould have been arrested on the spot
Mn might be able to pull it off but expect no help from fed legislators
Cowards all of them
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I'll let them decide which city. maybe multiple, there's gonna be a lot of trials to get through
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There are, but I don't see any one them needing more than about four hours. Assembly line this.
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Mahtomedi because I want to hear Trump try to pronounce it
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Put it in Duluth and instead of hanging we can sink them to the bottom of Lake Superior.
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They will be called the Minneapolis Tribunals, but will be held in St. Paul since they had space
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Weโ€™d need at least two. Some sort of โ€œTwinโ€ cities would be neat. Does Minnesota have anything close to that?
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let's do a world tour
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Olympics style: 80-ish events across seven networks in three cities
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Treat the trials like March Madnessโ€ฆ hold regional trials for the lower level offenders, and work our way up to the heavy hitters. They treat government like a tv show, so letโ€™s treat their comeuppance the same way.
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The lawn in front of the state capitol in Saint Paul would be quite picturesque. Or we could do a little โ€œwalk the plankโ€ moment off the High Bridge, that could be fun
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cait against the wall for not supporting the revolution with enough selfies, pardoned by general bambino Adonis
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Conveniently, their two largest cities are right next to each other and connected by rail ๐Ÿ˜‡
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Definitely Minneapolis-St. Paul
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atlanta!
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Philadelphia, we need their energy
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as much as Philadelphia sounds like the right one, putting it in Minneapolis-St. Paul is good
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๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ
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Do we even need trials at this point?
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"The Minneapolis Trials" has a good ring to it
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โ€œThe Twin Cities Trialsโ€

Sounds right
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Absolutely
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To be fair, there should probably be plenty to go around.
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Agree, but there are more than enough criminals to have multiple sites. Chicago, LA, Portland need their appearance as well
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But we already have a Nuremberg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg,_Pennsylvania
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if only for the bit: detroit or philly
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I demand the justices all be inflatable frogs
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maybe we could make this fun and have Minneapolis and one other city. because there are going to be A LOT of people on trial.
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We are the Twin Cities. St. Paul would be just as accommodating as Minneapolis.
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I think the Oakland Coliseum would make a great venue, especially for carrying out sentences
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minneapolis for the big names, then we hand them off to the countries they have wronged the most if they want. local tribunals for smaller time freaks. small american flags for the rest
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get LA & chicago in on it then too ๐Ÿฉต
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>minneapolis and one other city

oh man i have great news about minneapolis
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Let's go back to the old circuit riding days, start and end in Minneapolis, sure, but we all deserve to see these guys in the dock.
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ilysm you are a little treat cait! ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’–
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Smolsesota
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Olympic/World Cup style with multiple cities hosting simultaneously
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I thought just having them in Nuremburg would be pretty symbolic but you're right.
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Dallas is always down to fuck around
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they've got lots of icy lakes in the winter. just need to cut a few decent sized holes and the trials can commence.
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Thank you, Cait
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