I'll let them decide which city. maybe multiple, there's gonna be a lot of trials to get through

April 07, 2026 - 16:31 UTC

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Conveniently, their two largest cities are right next to each other and connected by rail 😇
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cait against the wall for not supporting the revolution with enough selfies, pardoned by general bambino Adonis
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The lawn in front of the state capitol in Saint Paul would be quite picturesque. Or we could do a little “walk the plank” moment off the High Bridge, that could be fun
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Treat the trials like March Madness… hold regional trials for the lower level offenders, and work our way up to the heavy hitters. They treat government like a tv show, so let’s treat their comeuppance the same way.
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Olympics style: 80-ish events across seven networks in three cities
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let's do a world tour
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We’d need at least two. Some sort of “Twin” cities would be neat. Does Minnesota have anything close to that?
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They will be called the Minneapolis Tribunals, but will be held in St. Paul since they had space
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Put it in Duluth and instead of hanging we can sink them to the bottom of Lake Superior.
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Hey, it's illegal to dump trash in Lake Superior 😤
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We’ve polluted Superior enough. And they don’t deserve the noble fate of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Please don't - we share the lake with you, Canada.
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Mahtomedi because I want to hear Trump try to pronounce it
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I went to junior high in mahnomen and that's another fun one
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There are, but I don't see any one them needing more than about four hours. Assembly line this.
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Hours and hours of evidence,

5 minutes of deliberation.
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