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Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
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Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again
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BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

#KashPatel #PeteHegseth
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Always the laziest of grifters. She was there 7 minutes. Skipped the actual working part of the event.
I wonder how much her appearance fee was.
www.huffpost.com/entry/melania-trump-robot-white-house_n_69c41a0ae4b081f8eb14642d?origin=home-latest-news-unit
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Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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I'm pretty angry at Fetterman, but at the same time I hope he gets the help he obviously needs.
For instance - why put himself in that situation? He knows his cognitive issues from the stroke, and a press gaggle in a lobby would be the worst possible environment just for background noises alone.
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Nothing that happens in this war matters more than the fact this is the worst violation of the Constitution in U.S. history, an illegal war crime

Unless Congress impeaches Trump this weekend, and it won’t, then we are a dictatorship, full stop
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“I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Drag him Jessica!
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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
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THIS is the last straw!!!
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www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/minneapolis-uprising/685755/?gift=2HGVfJSs8T1kWfhnqx7AySNMz-ys9cbLZ3UgNJ9ZdSM&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-ice-two-women-became-first-responders-during-agents-seizure/601569667?utm_source=gift
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
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what a legend lmao
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Dude always looks like a washed up time share salesmen at the beginning of a mid-day bender.
A real Glengarry Glen Ross vibe.
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I think it’s time to start treading on them
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lmao
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Look for the helpers.

Faced with evil, watch for the decent people standing against it.
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Beaver munching on cabbage: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/5y9Rxwbl4r
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Definitely my vibe right now! Lol
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If true this would seem to be trump admin laying groundwork to sacrifice some patsies.

www.rawstory.com/dan-bongino-alex-jones/
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
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youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?si=Dni1m6rLDaAj3oJI
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Who has made this 🤣
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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