Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/

February 18, 2026 - 20:00 UTC

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It’s always tummy time.
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They both have their positives.
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KILL! KILL! </Animal>
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At least hes not a cat
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Good boy.
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This is why a jar of peanut butter is classified as a "burglars tool".
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Otto says kill.
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Truly, the duality of dog.
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This mf smell like good people
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😆
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I can relate
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Same, Pooch. Same.
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My Chihuahua makes these life and death decisions daily.
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Everybody knows he chose the tummy. They ALWAYS choose the tummy.
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Cat : Por qué no los dos?
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