As a former music industry drone for the biggest classical music publisher on Earth, your former employer WILL haunt you in random places at random times for the rest of your life.
The way that these people see America as both a complete dump that needs to be rescued by Republican in a onesie with a cape AND the pinnacle of human civilization that is constantly being clawed at by people trying to topple it is so funny.
My hamstrings haven’t been this uncooperative since I pulled one when I was fourteen. And I don’t think I’m injured but got damn this stretch SUUUUCKS.