"She doesn't glue down her lacefronts and she's never home."

Henri Duparc evangelist.

Shortcuts really is that girl idk
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I think I figured out a way to turn off all of my morning alarms when I turn off the sleep focus on my phone...? Will report back tomorrow.
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Sometimes it takes a birthday to feel like you’re surrounded by good people and change your mind about birthdays.
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I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
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Then convict them after he’s out ❤️ LMAO
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(But like feel free to give me stuff for my birthday if you want to)
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I don’t even want a birthday present this was enough today.
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Which one of you taught my father about voice notes? He’s sending them to me all the time now.
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Also, this is my reassertion that System of a Down has some INCREDIBLE drag number music.
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If I want to do a System of a Down number, I’m going to do it and you can’t stop me.
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Drag queens don’t need to do music sung by women and it’s weird when people insist that they must.
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A stiff drumline beat to CARELESS WHISPER is bananas.
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I’m so tired I didn’t register that it was just App Spring lol sorry Aaron
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“Nobody takes me seriously because of my big swingin’ dick.”

Lobster too buttery, et al.
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As a former music industry drone for the biggest classical music publisher on Earth, your former employer WILL haunt you in random places at random times for the rest of your life.
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Copland medley in Fusion Winterguard’s show means my former boss was tangentially involved in this show lmfao
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Nothing like curling up on the couch with a good WGI Nationals livestream to fag out to.
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Like bro just say you’re thirteen and learned the term “Amphetamines” in health class.
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Funniest thing I’ve been asked in a VERY long time.
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(It’s tomorrow but I’m arriving early to the weird feelings party)
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Birthdays are weird and slightly depressing when you’re single and in your thirties.
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Like yeah tell your Trump loving friends and family, but TELL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES.
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Also… Tell that story to your fucking representatives in Congress!
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I have seen one good example of this plate
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Anyway that is a disturbingly racist pair of sentences but nobody is surprised.
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The way that these people see America as both a complete dump that needs to be rescued by Republican in a onesie with a cape AND the pinnacle of human civilization that is constantly being clawed at by people trying to topple it is so funny.
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So why the fuck is Congress not descending on Washington to get quorum and get something done? It has been over twenty-four hours.
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My hamstrings haven’t been this uncooperative since I pulled one when I was fourteen. And I don’t think I’m injured but got damn this stretch SUUUUCKS.
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"Haha TACO! He chickened out!" is a weird thing to say when he was threatening to kill millions of people.

Did you... did you want him to NOT chicken out? What is the goal of the joke here? What is your commentary?
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