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He/Him

"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online

“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top

"wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬

trying to get followers on bluesky
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the artemis crew disconnecting the capsule. just a beautiful moment and testament to the ingenuity of human kind
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wait why are they climbing back into the capsule
come back
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really feel like the crew missed an opportunity here

“wanna see the moon?”

[hams against capsule window]

“how about these moons?”
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math should release bug fixes every now and then

i mean we haven't had a fix for postulate 5 in centuries now. literally unplayable
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oatmeal rasin can catch these hands
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look i don't care that you've always said it or that "but when i say it, it just means stupid". like yeah it's fucking offensive. stop saying r*t*rded please. it's lazy and offensive
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"hey you all remember that train song about ham?"

"the hell?"

"yeah meat virginia"
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our country tis of thee
sweet land of the glizzy
of the i sing
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She’s so perfect. I got the best dog ever and I already got her for 13 years! I’m the luckiest woman alive
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about time someone called that motherfucker out
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trying to explain to my wife why star fox appearing in the super mario galaxy movie is such a betrayal
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guys at poker night accused me of cheating but they’re just jealous of my full house, queens over draw twos
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i never really

got

radiohead
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only if left hand is done
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That is totally appropriate.

Despite his murder mittens, Fergus loves head kisses.
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wait so the paw patrol finds gold in a stream and the first idea is to create a giant golden statue to a chicken? what kind of cult are they running?
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They lined up for you. They’d like to kiss you too if you don’t mind.
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Arthur says whassup slacey
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These 2 love head kisses, (Morrigan is at the top, she is almost 4yrs old. Merlin is at the bottom and almost 1.5 yrs old)
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Do it, I dare ya.
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what about large head dogs
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social i accidentally started a thread where people are sending me cat and dog pictures and, it feels like i found a cheat code for happiness. i envy you
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back to normal today (wreaking havoc and plotting world domination (or leaping higher than two feet, either works for her))
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IT'S OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfHA2d3DhM
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he heard you
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