wait why are they climbing back into the capsule
come back

April 11, 2026 - 01:37 UTC

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I mean, I would too
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Moon's haunted.
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Getting the cannoli.
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who let them check social media
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Sssssssorry. 😬
Some of us had some funny costumes and...well...
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LOL
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😭😂
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moon’s haunted
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they arent coming back until the big beautiful obituary
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Same.
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Moon's haunted
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Would be funny if it just took off back into space despite having no fuel or engines.
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I would
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It's not unlike going to Italy
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Moon haunted - keep up darth.
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they are very disappointed in us, darth.
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It's why newborns try to climb back into the womb.
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Who told them what’s up?
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They forgot their phone!
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They left their wallet up there
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Earth’s haunted
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Moon’s haunted
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It's cozy in there. It's where astronauts feel safest. It's a scary world out there, but not in the lil capsule
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saw their shadows. six more weeks of winter
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They saw trumpy was still here.
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Nutella.
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Came here to say exactly this!!
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they were not told in advance about the part where they are hoisted up into a chopper. that is a lot, darth, after they day they have had
also, there is no In and Out and they were promised In and Out
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GIVE THEM THE IN AND OUT!
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Forgot their keys
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Lmao
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Gets a follow
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Can’t blame them. 😏
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Pictures?
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They KNOW
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This keeps coming up on my feed & I laugh every time. Ty, I needed that.
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we took a vote and NOPE
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Can I take off my Planet of the Apes mask off now?
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They saw what a shitshow the Earth is
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We’re not ape enough
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Can't blame them at all
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Earth's haunted.
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Jerry got verified
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This is how we feel when you hibernate 🥺
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Earth’s haunted
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moon’s haunted
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🤣
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They read the news.
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they’re not angry just disappointed
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Moon’s haunted
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Do you blame them?
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Moon's haunted
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😆
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They saw their shadow. So, we can expect 6 more weeks of moon joy.
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No, take us with you!
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ok who told them we didn’t get it together in time?
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Earth's haunted, darth. Earth's haunted.
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Honestly I can’t blame them
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I'm getting worried there are orcas out there playing the long game, watching from a distance.
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No, take me with you!
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They showed them today’s California headlines.
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😩😩
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TBH, a reasonable reaction.
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they had to fake the earth landing darth for all the kids on the moon
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Darth do you wonder what they’re talking about while they sit on the front porch? I do.
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"Did it happen?"
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"I really need too punch the president in the face."
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“I have to pee!”
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No get out while you still can.
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earth’s haunted
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we are not worthy .,.
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Souvenirs
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“$&@! left my keys in the center console”

“hang on a sec, my phone”
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Moon's haunted.
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Darth, do you really blame them?
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Earth's haunted
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Left the keys in the ignition
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They’re going back up
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They forgot their papers
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Customs is a little cray now, but they’ve always been strict.
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Moon’s haunted.
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They hoist them into the heli because they paid for the E ticket.
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Left their phone in the seat
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🤣🤣🤣
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