The next cis man who says 'not all of us' to me will receive a custom black eye
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Dad's offended I bought instant coffee packets to gussy up the tan water he makes, which he believes to be coffee
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U ever suddenly become aware that you're standing like a Mannerist figure irl?
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Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly
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Come on in, the water is 5 to 9 inches deep depending on who you ask.
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A thing I've noticed as I'm driving Mr Daisy around for the past year or whatever is that on days like today, people in public are more likely to be considerate and interact warmly and I've noticed it consistently enough that I think it's a real pattern
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I can still throw pottery it turns out but I cramped the SHIT out of my calf sitting funny at the wheel help
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A thing I've noticed as I'm driving Mr Daisy around for the past year or whatever is that on days like today, people in public are more likely to be considerate and interact warmly and I've noticed it consistently enough that I think it's a real pattern
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tying a magic wand to myself so I can nut right when I see the flash
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i wish it hadn’t come to this but circumstances have convinced me to officially announce i will participating in a posting filibuster for the next 25 hours, breaking cory bookers record btw.
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after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
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Whatever else, there will still be kids and dogs and people to take care of and plants to tend and animals to feed. Whatever else
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i am rotating the ww3 graphic from southland tales in my mind at all times
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btw i know a lot of yall dispairing rn but this still remains true
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I think we should just start removing useless senators from power and replacing them with people who are willing to do the job
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Emergency meeting in the CIA where they discuss why all their assets hired to drive wedges between international coalitions of leftists keep getting their jobs stolen by people willing to fedpost for free
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Whatever else, there will still be kids and dogs and people to take care of and plants to tend and animals to feed. Whatever else
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sorry if it's not a good time to be all woo-woo but i love you and i love humanity and i will never let the worst of us convince me otherwise
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literally posting from the shower to share the insane thought that just leaped into my brain fully formed: “Zohran could just call him”
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