Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly

April 08, 2026 - 19:43 UTC

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Confident in my ability to properly ship even better, I take the strait. I smile *and* wave at my opponent. Khamenei DOES return the gesture, b/c he sees how swole I am bruh. He fires a missile anyway. I force the ship to capsize, dodging the blast but I drown heroically (pretty sure it's heroic).
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Do your homework first!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Avoid_Huge_Ships
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I feel like that story ends with both of them becoming great friends after Khamenei goes on his podcast to debate and they find out they both have a similar paleo diet, workout routine, and a largely shared vision for an ideal society.
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What an excellent homage to an excellent tweet, well done.
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I see what you did there. Serena would approve.
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