tying a magic wand to myself so I can nut right when I see the flash

April 07, 2026 - 19:43 UTC

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they're gonna find my silhouette seared into a wall making a sarcastic jack-off motion
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I'm trying to be less irony poisoned, aiming for sincerity with it
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I now have ideas I did not know I needed to think
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as the great warrior-poet T S Eliot once said; not with a bang but a whimper.
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you should get a toy i can remote control 😘
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what do you mean "should get" I've told you I have one you nerd ðŸ˜Ī😘
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